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Moathia · Post by **Moathia** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:08 am

HAHA The jokes on you, april fools only count before midday on April fools day, so we win, and you just got pwned.

Derinoar Fallvictor · Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:08 am

oh and you guys are sick..truly sick PEOPLE COULD OF HAD A HEART ATTACK

Keikan Hiru · Post by **Keikan Hiru** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:09 am

Its just a matter of timezones.

Somewhere we won.

Alsyth Astha · Post by **Alsyth Astha** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:09 am

I was fooled? When you delete the words April and Fools from every posts...that is a bit obvious.

Taylor Dunn · Post by **Taylor Dunn** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:10 am

*prays it is only an april fools*

Alora Ironforge · Post by **Alora Ironforge** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:16 am

My heart attack was mild....

But you will all still be hearing from my lawyers!

Now where is Johnny Cochran's phone number........

Alora

Hermie · Post by **Hermie** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:18 am

Oh no, they found out that I was reproducing gold ingots by ... oh yes, april fools, definately, of course

I think it was Martin's superbly proffesional graph (pg1) that fooled them all.

Burin · Post by **Burin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:18 am

In that case, I'd like to apologize for killing several dwarves (5****), I thought there would be a character swipe, so I went on a small rampage ingame.

Again, sorry to those dwarves who were killed at the tavern.

Also, I thought that graph looked a little...funny.

Galim · Post by **Galim** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:19 am

i hope for you this is a joke too burin. or it will be a srious problem for you

too rest, comeone guys, the date said all

Taylor Dunn · Post by **Taylor Dunn** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:21 am

Yeah, Keikan had me for about 30 seconds... I was thinking of doing the account again... *snickers* you win this year..

Burin · Post by **Burin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:23 am

Yes, that was a joke. April Fools.

Gro'bul · Post by **Gro'bul** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:24 am

OUCH!!! You got me good, I think my heart stopped for a minute.

Burin · Post by **Burin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:25 am

laughs.

I think I'll quit posting now. Maybe I'll play again someday.

Bloodhearte · Post by **Bloodhearte** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:40 am

GOD I hate being right. I was hoping this character wipe would happen, and I could get a restart on my stats.

Still, very clever APRIL FOOLS joke. (I especially loved the part where SOMEBODY changed "April Fools" in my recent post to "accountsystem," but it was pretty obvious my mom wouldn't pull an accountsystem on me.

)

Thanks for the laugh Illarion staff, it was enjoyable!

Gandela · Post by **Gandela** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:44 am

Obwohl auch ich vor einer gar grausamen sekunde des schreckes nicht gefeilhz wahr mal ganz am reande einige punkte die den aufmerksamen beobachter hätten auffallen können.

illarion.de/Latharan Caine wrote: [...]sowie der massiven Ausnutzung einer temporären Systemschwäche, die das Multiplizieren von Objekten (z.B.Goldbarren) sowie das maximieren von Skills (Bugusing) ermöglichte [...]

Ich habe noch keinen bug erlebt der nicht innerhalb von drei viertagen irgendeienm ehrlichen spierler aufgeffallen ist un gemeldet worden wäre, und gerade so ein bug hätte sich wie ein laubfeuer verbreitet.

illarion.de/Latharan Caine wrote: [...]Spieler wird dann zu mindestens drei chat-basierten Rollenspielsitzung eingeladen.[...]

Unsere Lieben GMs sind vollkommen aus und überlastet, einen solcher Mehraufwand und dass dann bei allen spielern würde bedeuten, nix geht mehr.

martin wrote: [...]look at this staticstic plot:

http://stud3.tuwien.ac.at/~e9525060/112.gif [...]

Das würde bedeuten das in ganz illarion vor dem Bug keine 10.000 Goldbaren exestierten. Gehen wir pauschal davon aus das nur jeder sechste angemeldete char nur einen Goldbaren besitzt währen dass alleien Schon zehtausend Baren. Dazukommen dann Extremfälle von alten Chars die mehrer hundert, teilweise über Tausend besitzen. Dazugezählt die gildenkassen der älteren und größeren gilden die allesamtt auch nocheinmal mehrere Tausend Baren ausmachen sollte jedem klar sein das diese Statistik nur ein verwirrendes Fake ist

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Damien wrote: [...]And since it would need MONTHS of work, for all staff members, to check all these sixty thousand character files,[...]

Da der Server sehr genaue backups amcht hätte man einfach die Datein von vor dem Bug Laden können, dann hätte jeder nur ein paar items und skills verloren. Wobei ich mich mit dem Techischen nicht so sehr auskenne.

Zudem Kommen dinge, wie dass bis gestern bzw inzwischen schon vorgestern jeder gms mit seinen chars genauso spielte wie eh und jeh, das gleiche gillt für map-bauarbeiten und quest und eine charwipeentscheidung wird nciht von heute auf morgen gefällt.

Nunja, ich fand es trotzdem ganz witzig vorallen die Reaktion manschen *g*

Ezor Edwickton · Post by **Ezor Edwickton** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:55 am

I can't see the stat plot i get an error evertime i go to the link could someone post it up or something?
thanks

Athian · Post by **Athian** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:26 am

*sniff* you mean i can stop crying now? *wipes eyes* ha did i say crying i meant err..frying yea fryin love that fryin

Gurik Elvenstar · Post by **Gurik Elvenstar** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:33 am

when i opened this topic my heart stopped pumping.... thoe my char has no skills and items i was going to post that he should just stay that way if there was a char wipe

Pronon Palmsuger · Post by **Pronon Palmsuger** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:36 am

When I read it I just said "F*** this game I have better things to do" Glad it's a joke, and I must say that was a great one.

Seems Keikan does have a sense of humor

Derinoar Fallvictor · Post by **Derinoar Fallvictor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:52 am

In a sick and evil way...yes

Gandela · Post by **Gandela** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:11 am

btw. jene ard scherze scheint bei mudbauern in Mode:

mein UO Shard: http://www.lost-islands.net/main/module ... pic=704&14

mein nwn server: http://www.assar.de/forum/viewtopic.php?t=369

edit: mein nciht imm sinne von welchen ich (mit)baute sondern welchen ich spiele.

Nartak Ironmaster · Post by **Nartak Ironmaster** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:45 am

Gandela wrote:mein UO Shard: http://www.lost-islands.net/main/module ... pic=704&14

Feday's ist besser

Carahawen · Post by **Carahawen** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:25 pm

Nartak Ironmaster wrote: Feday's ist besser

Aber hundert pro.

Zarah · Post by **Zarah** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:29 pm

Nartak Ironmaster wrote:Feday's ist besser

Amazonenpower!!!

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 3:00 pm

NOOOOO! Dont do it! What about our guild fund?! What about the things weve gotten for our quest?!!

What about the people that have played for 3 years, and have collected wooden spoons, bananas, tangerines, and flutes???!!!

NOOoo! Please dont do a Character WIpe!!!

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 3:01 pm

*hits head*

I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

Cobolt Goregrinder · Post by **Cobolt Goregrinder** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:06 pm

When I read this threead I knew exactly what it was. ((Thanks to Warcraft and other games that have pulled pranks like this or worse.))
And it was then when I realised why I hadn't gotten a confirmation letter from Illarion yet.

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:33 pm

I'm still quite offput by the
"THIS TIME" remark. I wonder when the next time will be.

Josefine da Vince · Post by **Josefine da Vince** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 5:10 pm

The next time it'll be on April 1st 2005 ...

Shi'voc · Post by **Shi'voc** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 6:01 pm

Josefine da Vince wrote:The next time it'll be on April 1st 2005 ...

are you sure about that?