The town guard is the best!

Conscience · Post by **Conscience** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:21 am

The town guard is the best. No question about it. Who else always comes running eagerly to throw you in jail but your friendly neighborhood town guard? You can always count on the town guard to beat you up bad too. Anytime you need a beating just shout and the town guard will come running!

The town guard is the best. They are always there to butcher women up and leave children for the chopping block. And it is all for free! They are better than professional slayers.

The town guard is the best. The liveliest entertainment is always guaranteed by the town guard. Any day of the week any hour you can always be sure that the town guard has a public killing for you. And the variety! Sometimes it is a woman and even the rare treat a child!

The town guard is the best. We should all thank the gods for giving us the town guard! All praise to the town guard!

Alice · Post by **Alice** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:29 am

This is not true, I looked all over Trollsbane for Hagen because I wanted to see if he would duel me, but he was nowhere to be found.

Gwynnether · Post by **Gwynnether** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:34 am

Gwynnether comes to the shop and reads some parchments. After a while she rolls her eyes.

"Idiot", she thinks and leaves the shop.

-edit by Keikan-
You cannot "rip off" pergaments, only yours.

John Irenicus · Post by **John Irenicus** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:00 pm

The liveliest entertainment is always guaranteed by the town guard.

Do you think we have fun with hunting well known criminals which always come back to town? And by the way, dear unknown writer, you want to "open the eyes" of the citizen but are too scared to write your name under your message?
Check the rest of the town board, we had a plenty of these "You are bad" letters.

John Irenicus
Town Guard

Cain Freemont · Post by **Cain Freemont** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:53 am

Maybe the "you are bad" letters mean something.

-Cain

Kishra_ · Post by **Kishra_** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:55 am

Or mabye not.

-Kishra

Derinoar Fallvictor · Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:55 am

Kirsha your answer is WRONG..

`ƒ~

Kishra_ · Post by **Kishra_** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:56 am

Proof?

-KQ-

Derinoar Fallvictor · Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:57 am

None need Hagen is a bastard so are all of his men

`ƒ~

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:25 am

You Are Bad

Signed in Blood

Conscience · Post by **Conscience** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:27 pm

The town guard is the best. How are they bad? Of course the town guard randomly throws people they don't like into jail for 10 hours, but that just shows how random people must be evil these days.

Conscience · Post by **Conscience** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:41 pm

Citizens of Trolls Bane

We the Grey Rose know about your striving for more autonomy to Silverbrand and Greensbriar. Further we are aware of the wish of giving more responsibility and political power into the hand of free elected citizens.

The Knights of the Grey Rose are going to comply with those wishes and strivings now and herewith announces following:

The Grey Rose retires from the Lyrenzia Council as of now and leave their seat a free elected councillor of Trolls Bane. The same applies to the seat of the Smacc Council, which the Knights hold up to now.

This doesn't mean that the Knights are going to withdraw from Trolls Banes interests. We will continue to be citizens of Trolls Bane and Lyrenzia and make efforts for the sake of the town. Further we are going to fulfill the function as the protecting power, that was given to us by the Lyrenzia Council.

Furthermore we bow with this step to the public opinion which is among you. Should knights of the Grey Rose, as citizens of the town, decide to rejoin the council, this won't happen with the previous matter of course. We are going to bow to the public election and their decision. Any further political action of the Grey Rose within Lyrenzia is herewith laid in your hands.

Use this chance and participate at the reforming process of Lyrenzia which is to be ring in just now. Use this possibility and volunteer for the sake of Troll's Bane.

Oh yes it is so noble of you so called grey rose knights to leave the Lyrenzia council. Of course this will mean that all the citizens of Troll's Bane are left without any voice in the doings of you grey rose knights through Lyrenzia. Now you have made yourself free to join in the random slaughter started by the town guard. We are so grateful that you have taken it upon yourself to make yourself totally unaffected by Lyrenzia so you can do whatever you want as a violent and bloodthirsty organization just like the town guard. But indeed we all know it is for our good that you do this because we just love to have you killing anybody in our town that you choose. Oh yes very noble of you knights.

Moskher Heszche · Post by **Moskher Heszche** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:43 pm

Sir,

You are a fool. The war is over with the Movement, and all that is left is the war with Northerot. The Grey Rose was already at war with Northerot before all of this! Tell me: How does this change anything on the aspect of war?

Also, keep in mind that this does not unburden them from the laws of Lyrenzia, rather, it gives them a greater burden, due to their inability to influence that law aside from by voting with the rest of the citizenry. They are lowered from their positions of power and now stand with the peasant, the merchant, and the worker--our knights are now commoners!

This is only good news! This is a coup that strikes at the heart of the problem within Lyrenzia, and makes us more free. With the Grey Rose and the SMACC council (a group that many individuals considered corrupt and/or useless) there are only a few guilds left to prune from the tree of Lyrenzia.

In the end, this means more say for the people and less say for two singular guilds. To the Grey Rose, I say "Bravo." Here they show that they are above loathsome politics and would even move away from it if it weakens their own political power.

How one, like you, could shout out against the guards and yet not be brought to joy by this decision astounds me!

~~Moskher Heszche

Derinoar Fallvictor · Post by **Derinoar Fallvictor** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:13 am

Thew war with the movement isn't really over since they didn't fight the movement in the war..unless them is the Bloodskulls..Most of the movement just seems to have diseapper as of late

the message is left unsigned by the towns person who posted it..(since I'm kinda of away in the middle of the sea..))