Höret, sehet und staunet wertes Kleinstadtpöbel!
Noch 3 Tage bis zum Ende der ratsherrlichen Wahl. Zücket eure Schreibfedern, Kohlestücke und Griffel um die ehrenwerte, angesehene und allherrliche DELIA QUAID zu wählen. Gebt ihrer Herrlichkeit eure Stimme, sonst bekommt ihr ihren Kampfstab zu spüren.
Sie verspricht im Falle ihrer Wahl:
- Jedem, der sie wählt KEINEN Zusammenstoß mit ihrem blitzgefährlichen Kampfstab der als Durchsetzungsmittel hochbekannt ist.
- dass sie im Lyrenziarat mal ordentlich aufräumt und Feuer unter den Hintern sämtlicher Ratsmitglieder macht.
- Drathe wird zum ratsherrlichen Zuber-Meister erklärt und muss fortan allen Ratsherren auf Bestellung kostenlose Zuber schreinern.
- Einsetzen für einen wöchentlichen Apfelweitwurfwettbewerb und Pflanzung von mehr Apfelbäumen
- Einsetzen, dafür dass die Strassen Troll’s Banes von jeglichem Gesindel, die es wagen ihre Allherrlichkeit die Ratsherrin der freien Bürger oder den gesamten Lyrenzia-Rat zu denunzieren, gesäubert werden, womit sich ein Ausbau des Gefängnisses mit einschließt.
Gebt eure Stimme für sie ab, für eine glorreiche Zukunft Troll’s Banes.
Wenn nicht, werden eure aufgeweichten Köpfe wohl etwas mit Hilfe eines Kampfstabes durchgerüttelt werden müssen.
Also:
Wählt Delia Quaid! Für ein besseres und saubereres Troll's Bane!
Delias Wahlhelferin
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Hear, look and marvet dear small-town-rabble
Still 3 days until the vote of the councillor ends. Draw your quills, coal pieces and styles for voting the respectable, distinguished and all-marvellous DELIA QUAID. Give her marvellousity your vote, or you’ll meet her fighting staff.
She promises in the case of her election:
- Everybody, who votes for her, NO collision with her dangerous fighting rod, which is well-known as a measure of asserting herself.
- That she will tidy up the Lyrenzia council, and make some fires under the behinds of the other councillors.
- Drathe is going to be declared as the councillor’s tub-master and has to carpenter tubs for all the councillors if they order it.
- Speaking up for a weekly apple-throwing-contest and the planting of more apple trees.
- Speaking up for the cleansing of the streets of Troll’s Bane from any riffraff who dare to denounce her all-marvellousity the councillor of the free citizens or the whole Lyrenzia council, including the extension of the prison.
Give your vote for her, for a glorious future of Troll’s Bane.
If not, your soaked heads might have to be jolted with the help of a fighting staff.
So:
Vote Delia Quaid! For a better and cleaner Troll's Bane.
Delia’s campaign assistant
Wahlkampf // election campaign
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Alice cannot keep from laughing as she reads the announcement:
I'd LOVE to see YOU try what you threaten! You and your sister make me laugh too hard. You are so full of nonsense. Perhaps you should be imprisoned in Fooser's place, seeing as nonsense is his most current offense. Let Arkadia out too. She is probably better at cutting people's ears off. I doubt you could do it even if they let you.
I'd LOVE to see YOU try what you threaten! You and your sister make me laugh too hard. You are so full of nonsense. Perhaps you should be imprisoned in Fooser's place, seeing as nonsense is his most current offense. Let Arkadia out too. She is probably better at cutting people's ears off. I doubt you could do it even if they let you.
I'm not from a swamp, thank you. I live here now whether I lick government officials metal boots or not. Nobody should vote for you, it would be a bad idea. A government in the first place is a pretty bad idea. You're nonsense from before made me sick. You should be locked up with Fooser for trying to cause "chaos" a while back. You have no more class than I do, not to mention intelligence. However, I think I have lost especially since I am nobody cares what a non-government resident of Illarion has to say. Because I refuse to take part in the bad changes, I don't matter.
~Alice~
~Alice~