Assassins of Darkwood

Assassins of Darkwood · Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:44 pm

The assassin's of Darkwood are now taking jobs for assassin jobs. We make quick jobs. No messes ,just results. We get paid after the job is done. We only kill the person once.

Prices:
Dwarf...1 silver
Elf...150 gold
Lizard...200 gold
Human...175 gold
Orc...175
Hobbits...100

Signed,
Herald Eyestone

Uloim Ironhammer · Post by **Uloim Ironhammer** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 1:41 am

Why is the highest price on the head of a dwarf?

Signed,
Uloim Ironhammer

Belegi · Post by **Belegi** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 1:59 am

Belegi carries a huge bag and stops at Eliza´s to buy some food, obviously for a long journey. While talking to Eliza about seasickness, her eyes wander over the scribblings on the wall. As she reads the post of the assassins, she laughs and knocks on her shield.

"A silver ingot for a dwarven head?" she says.
"Laughable, whoever might lay his hand on any dwarf on this island is doomed until his extinction from this plane of living, he won´t have a chance to spend his money."

Some of the people around her look up from their work and businesses.

"Uloim, you know why the price on our head is highest, it´s by far too low compared to the other races. No one can compete with the axes of the dwarves of Silverbrand." she scribbles under Uloim´s note.

Assassins of Darkwood · Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:09 am

No thats not it...its that you are all whimps and hide in silverbrand.

Assassins of Darkwood

Ezor Edwickton · Post by **Ezor Edwickton** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:17 am

It is sad to see that there are those around who would kill for any price.

~unsigned

Uloim Ironhammer · Post by **Uloim Ironhammer** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:24 am

Why are you mad that we 'hide' in our town? Ye can build your own town and hide there if ye want.

Signed,
Uloim Ironhammer, a dwarf who shall not be slain by a man who uses a fake name, and hides in the trees because he is too poor to build a building.

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:45 am

Immatures

Lothar Robuth · Post by **Lothar Robuth** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:44 am

... a dwarf is harder than a orc!?

Lothar Robuth

Carahawen · Post by **Carahawen** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 4:18 pm

Only 150 g for an elf? I feel insulted.
~an elf~

Faramier · Post by **Faramier** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:36 pm

Surely the prices should depend on the subject of the assasination, I'm sure Muten is harder to assasinate than I am. Thats the way we used to work.

Aristeaus · Post by **Aristeaus** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:47 pm

I wish to place a contract upon myself, my accomplice will pay in full when the dead is done.
As im human i think the going price is 175 gold is it not.
Aristeaus writes hes reply, mutters ' fools ' then walks towards the tavern

Xerake · Post by **Xerake** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:50 am

A message is quickly but neatly written.

I can already say, the method you choose to operate with this trade is completely wrong and laughable.

An ex-assassin,
-X

Faramier · Post by **Faramier** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:16 pm

This whole post makes thier proffession laughable, they've broken the most important rule straight away.

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:10 pm

hahaha... they will get no where...

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