The Second Annual Troll's Bane Lottery

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:35 pm

Yes it's that time of year again! It's time for the second annual Troll's Bane lottery. The fee for entering is 25 gold. I shall be excluded from winning, and the only person to receive the entrance fee is to be me!

I shall be collecting the 25 gold from all interested for the next two weeks and the draw for the winner shall take place on a final undecided date.

And in the unlikely case you dont trust me-listen to this testimony from my fellow Hobbits:

Mr Crosis Smallburrow says: Brendan is the most honest Halfling I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Mrs Rosa Smallburrow says:: You can trust Brendan!

Thanking you,
Brendan Mason,
Ranger
Evergreen Halfling

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:11 pm

This sounds like an interesting venture, where do I enter? and whats the limit on number of positions purchased?

Rexxareon · Post by **Rexxareon** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:38 pm

Brendan, I do not trust you.Why do you want to collect all the money and why do you not say when is the date of the winning?

Rosa Underhill · Post by **Rosa Underhill** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:25 pm

I never said that, Bredan is reckless, and foolish, I wouldn't trust him with my money.

Rosa Underhill

p.s Just kidding, he is a good halfling, and he is very trust worthy.

Gronfyn Alkidor · Post by **Gronfyn Alkidor** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:40 pm

i knew it !!
Hobbits are not to be trusted so easily. What you wrote Brendan was not enough as a proof.
I rather trust a dwarf with gold rather than a halfling !!

note that if i had a good proof that your are trying to steal people behind the lottery-mask, i would make sure you got caught and punished

Gronfyn --->

Grant Herion · Post by **Grant Herion** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:20 pm

It would be smarter to have your whole guild hold this, then just a poor hobbit that has commited suicide before.

Grant Herion

Pronon Palmsuger · Post by **Pronon Palmsuger** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:34 pm

Brendan is one to trust. Ignore Groyinfins comment he is a fool who has a hatred of all the halflings.

Pronon Palmsuger

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:40 pm

Er, Gronfyn-I have saved this island more times than you have farted here.Perhaps Grant is right, I shall raise this issue within the EH, and see what happens from there.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:42 pm

I am very interested in participating. Can we buy more chances at winning by contributing more money?

Saurin Talon · Post by **Saurin Talon** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:50 pm

I'd like to take part, too!

Where do I enter?

Thanks and regrats,

~Saurin Talon~

P.S.: I like Halflings, except RUSTY!!!

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:13 am

I feel a scam.

Drogla · Post by **Drogla** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:16 am

if none of you trust Brendon, i could take over teh lottory

greedy as i am, im nto atheif

Val De Gausse · Post by **Val De Gausse** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:31 am

Brendan is a great person. I would like to take part. If i do not live to see the day, then my brother Ereaes, shall take the winnings, If I win.

Willum · Post by **Willum** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:56 am

Branden is very trust worthy I my self would like to partisipate.(spelling)

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:33 am

Come on! Please tell us where we can sign up for this lottery! I would like to join too.

Gronfyn Alkidor · Post by **Gronfyn Alkidor** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:21 pm

Brendan, seem more people are trusting you.
Well first of all, it is another hobbit-lie that i hate hobbits, i do not hate hobbits. I do not even hate dwarves i just ignore them.
and second, note to all of you, that when you discover that Brendan has stolen you, do not come asking me for money, or telling me i was right and excusing yourselves.
and i Brendan is innocent, better shall it be for all of you who are trusting him... that would be a good news too !!
good luck in the lottery.

Gronfyn

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:22 pm

Meet me in town to contribute the gold. Yes, the more tickets you buy, the more chances you have. This is open to all citizens of Lyrenzia, Northerot and Silverbrand.

Vobe · Post by **Vobe** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:53 pm

Can I win a cake!?

Vobe

Vobe grunts and go away in while of laughing

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 4:13 pm

The jackpot currently stands at three ingots. Come along ladies and gents, tis well worth winning!

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:35 am

Oh, Gronfyn, shut up. Brendan is a great friend of all who wish to acquaint themselves with him. He is extremely trustworthy and very true. and I am proud to sign my name beneath this post.

~Paul Laffing~

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:00 pm

Thank you Paul!

Brendan blushes upon reading this

Well, the jackpot is now 17 ingots, far surpassing last years! Come along now, tickets, tickets, tickets!

Brendan signs the parchment, determined to prove Gronfyn the fool.

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:23 am

The Jackpot of 3500 gold has been won by Cedric Kilmar!
I shall give it to you when we next meet.

CONGRATULATIONS!

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:17 am

John chuckles as he writes.

Aww...I didn't win?

Congratulations, Mr. Kilmar!

Willem Time · Post by **Willem Time** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:07 am

Congrats to the winner