Black intro?

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:45 pm

I was just wondering if illarion could have a start splash while the client is connecting to the sever.

Frankly, the black screen is unerving

John Irenicus · Post by **John Irenicus** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:09 pm

Mhh if I connect it takes 5 seconds.
Why do you need an intro for 5 seconds?

Caranthir the great · Post by **Caranthir the great** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:28 pm

I have Free a intro for you, it requires no work at all from the programmers, artists and so on.

Here it goes:
By proceeding onwards with reading, you acknowledge your own responsibility and agree not to charge me if you are stupid enough actually to try this.
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Step one - Preparations.
Aquire a standard sized lamp, preferably with 100 wats or more

Step two - Getting started.
Turn the lamp on, while at the same time typing your charactername and password to the Illarion client.

Step three - w00t, I would say.
Hit enter and stare at the lamp for two seconds, turn your eyes from the lamp back towards your screen and enjoy! Now you are able to enjoy three seconds of wierd colors going up and down the black screen.
(And couple more seconds while ingame)

No nerving black screens with minimum effort!
Thing that can't be said of the risks, misuse may lead to blindness.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:30 pm

mine takes like 4mins

Ezor Edwickton · Post by **Ezor Edwickton** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:06 am

...i can still see the colors...

Khiru Elthar · Post by **Khiru Elthar** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:06 pm

4 minutes, I think you'll be blind by then

Argonus · Post by **Argonus** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:48 am

So Beautiful....

I can feel the c o l o r s......

Leans back in chair and starts to twich vigourosly