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Post by TiaSarah » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:21 am

Re: Quote of the day is back

Oh the NPC timing in this game... :lol:


Artimer Fault says: . . .
Dantagon Marescot chuckles.
Artimer Fault says: What if Prea loves Caine?
Dantagon Marescot says: What?
Philipp Molitor says: I am not going to comment on that.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal blinks.

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Post by Caine Trevall » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:04 pm

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*sigh*

Sometimes it's really a curse being THE Lady's man of Illarion. Especially when someone is as good looking as Caine :D

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Post by TiaSarah » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:28 pm

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Caine Trevall wrote:*sigh*

Sometimes it's really a curse being THE Lady's man of Illarion. Especially when someone is as good looking as Caine :D
And so modest too! Let's hope his charm works on Horatio as well... he's going to need someone to help push when his head gets stuck in the town gate.

Back on topic. Elderly man in the lobby sees a woman he knows.

M: If it isn't St. Mary!
W: I'm far from a saint Jim, you know that. And I have a son, so I can't be the Virgin Mary either.
M: You mean it wasn't immaculate conception? I hear that happens sometimes when you're not married.

He had a big transaction to do, so he was there for a good 20 minutes. Every person he spoke to was laughing when they left. I was nearly in tears by the time we were done. Customers like him are why I love my job and want to stay in a small office. :)

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Post by TiaSarah » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:33 am

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The parenting forum in Cad. I think Krukk should wright a parenting books for fathers. :lol:


Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I am just trying to decide if you are fit enough for the challenge... sleepless nights, walking the floors with a child who is far too small to make that much noise.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Feedings and changings... and then when they start teething.... EVERYTHING goes right in the mouth.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal looks to Katharina.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Am I wrong?
Katharina Ross says: Nope, but you forgot the cleaning.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Oh, I was going to get there....
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Katharina Ross says: And the time when they start running.
Jonathan Cyrus says: Best glassware!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal nods.
Krukk Krakash says: Hrm mehs firstborn got his first great Tusk! Hrm he ate a thing, meh realleh hope it was a rat.
Caine Trevall says: Well, that can't be harder then fighting a Horde of Undead Dragons.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Katharina Ross says: Oh Caine...
Krukk Krakash says: Oh it is Caine.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: You have never tried to make a four year old understand that he must wear pants in order to go outside...
Krukk Krakash says: Why do yub think we orcs hab more den one female ? *he laughs*
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Caine Trevall says: Oh well. No matter howhard it will be. When it happens, then it happens.
Krukk Krakash says: Ib yub face a bunch ob bonehead Draguns, yub can retreat, try it ib yub female stand whib an crying whelp in her arms, looking ta yub fer help.

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Post by TiaSarah » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:07 am

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So, this is a few days old, but my nephew turned 13 on Friday. We went to see them over the weekend, and he's telling me about all the games he plays, asking about what I play. I tell him I barely have time for Illarion, so he starts asking questions about it. I show him screenshots from the home page, give him a basic run down. He decides he wants to play. I explain there is an age requirement, but as soon as he's old enough, I'll help him get started. He starts the "Why?" game. So my lad is trying to help me explain maturity levels, content, etc. The lad tells him that it's in a medieval setting, so you have to speak like you're from medieval times.... Then this happens.

13 yr old: Oh, so you mean like, you have to say "Dost though have a catapult-"
Lad: It's not a catapult, it's a trebuchet.
13 yr old: Oh.... "Dost though have a trebuchet that I may borrow to fire at this donkey?"

... Yeah, not quite there kid. Also, we don't have donkeys anymore. :lol:

On a related note, if anyone meets a new char running around like a madman, asking about trebuchets and donkeys... or if there are any unicorns, let me know. I might need to call my sister. It's likely to be a giant, who is also trying to step on people. :roll:

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Post by Kundra » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:19 pm

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Eonar wrote:so big much

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Post by Katharina Brightrim » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:47 pm

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Lia wrote: Can I count on the support of the desert fox and the griffins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moi-9GX-dFk :D

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Post by Katharina Brightrim » Mon May 28, 2018 5:06 pm

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GolfLima wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 3:44 pm
Ich biete im Moment folgende Waren an:
[...]
ca. 14000 goldener Diamantring
[...]


:shock: GG!


/E: Also, the quoting-style is awful since the update.

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Post by Drugar Stonesmasher » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:24 pm

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Freudscher Verleser im Tran:

aus

Tritt der Schmiedegilde von Galmair bei.

wurde:

Tritt der Schmiergeldgilde von Galmair bei.


Eigentlich auch passend

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Post by TiaSarah » Mon May 27, 2019 7:34 pm

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Original conversation:

Oxiana says: I'm sure you could take Cedric to look after you.
Ysbal Caynwyn Niall says: I wouldn't fight anything anyway
Oxiana says: He is afterall our finest guard.
Cedric Demelii grumbles into his goblet.
Oxiana looks to the man, "And yes, you can tell Leon that".
Oxiana says: When you find him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cedric Demelii looks back to Oxi. "Can I get that in writing? "
Oxiana nods, "If you get me drunk enough".

Then later:

Oxiana says: I can imagine he is very attractive to bears.
Cedric Demelii says: I've explained that females tend to run at me with their claws out.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs, then takes another drink.
Cedric Demelii says: Usually fend them off by poking them with my sword.
Cedric Demelii can't help but smirk behind his goblet as he drinks again.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal wrinkles her nose, groaning.
Cedric Demelii can't help but chuckle now, watching her expression.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Terrible, even for you.
Cedric Demelii says: It was good, come on.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal stands.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Hardly.
Katharina Brightrim watches them curiously, taking a sip from her goblet.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles, moving towards the depot.
Cedric Demelii says: Just can't please some people...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Can I get it in writing that you cannot please me, Cedric?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins at him as she settles in her chair again, popping a bit of bread in her mouth.
Cedric Demelii snorts at that and chuckles. "Please. You haven't even given me that chance. "
Cedric Demelii reaches over and takes one of the bottles, re-filling his goblet.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Not likely to, with such terrible lines.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.

Era does love the banter with a Demelii :p

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Post by TiaSarah » Fri May 31, 2019 2:25 am

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Poor Leon.... :lol:

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: He's not lying.... if you ever get a chance to meet Leon, you'll want to punch him.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal sighs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I miss that pain in the arse.
Cedric Demelii says: Yeah...
Charlotte Rolfe looks between them.
Charlotte Rolfe says: Leon?
Oxiana says: I might even start calling Cedric my brother as the other one seems to have disappeared.

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I do not know how he finds a hat big enough for that giant head of his.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
CeCedric Demelii says: Why d'you think he became a blacksmith?
Oxiana scoffs.
Cedric Demelii says: Someone had to forge something big enough to contain his swollen head.
Charlotte Rolfe looks between the group, back and forth. She sets her bottle down on the table and pushes it away from herself.
Oxiana says: He had me for that.
Cedric Demelii takes the bottle sitting infront of Charlotte and re-corks it.
Cedric Demelii says: True enough.dric Demelii says: Think you've got what it takes to be considered a Demelii, do you Oxi?

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