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A small boy approaches the wall, reads the parchments and walks away. After a while, he comes back with a parchment in the hand, which he pins and quickly walks away, an apple in the hand. Dear Sramantha, I am simply wondering as to think of why would a nice hairy lady such as yourself act so immat...

Darnit, that happens when you have such a long signature. Please excuse my imcompentance. I will change it immediately. Brian Beothach King of Dirt Owner of the Palace of the thirteen stars Keeper of the Pig souls Maker of fine love potions Chancellor of Gardian Teacher of Paddle making Father of R ...

I, Brian Bothach, hereby place my vote on Brer Beothach, my twice removed cousin of my father's father's friend's friend, who happens to be related to Brer's mom, who is related to me. Which means that in fact we are somehow connected. Therefore I carry the Beothachian name. Brian Beothach King of D...

Brobert your green self.
Learn to spell 'n read 'n chant, miss Bemantha.

And it's not crazy nonsense at all, Me's just voting for me's Brother's wife's daughter's brother, me nephew Brer Beothach.

~ B.B. ~