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Noradur

You hear a rumour that a gang of lizardmen were patrolling around the area of Trolls Bane, capturing people for slaves.

Mister Griffius

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((the rest of the note is ripped off))

Scratched on a rock rear the cave doors is the message


"Spudrug not get in cave

It locked

Meh wants key

Meh bludskull!

Let meh in!"

The ork turns from the lady, towards the man upon hearing his voice.

He starts to say something but stops himself. He looks over his shoulder and checks who the man is talking to...he turns back realising there is no other ork present

"Yoo sed wot?"

Spud walks over to the grass, and starts to shuffle his feet along the ground to dry them. He grins at the lady’s cold smile and the deadly blade. “I hope it dunt come to dat, miss Alaytus, but I know hoo meh frends is, and if I needs help I lets yoo know. Meh partner not lets meh down agen I sure.”...

Spud eyes the blades, relieved to see them lowered and the recognition in the lady’s face. “Meh? Meh be away….i liv in desert waitin fer meh noo busness partner ter do job fer meh…I pays im well…but he not doo job yet” “I fink dat he run off wiv all meh muny…so I go ‘ome cos meh old mum sed she look...

The ork grins at the lady.

"Ullo miss Alaytus"...how are yoo doin den?"

He stops, noticing the blades...

"Wot der matter...dunt you rememba yer gud frend Spud?"

"Meh feets killin meh..been walkin all day..it meh fowntin too!"

He grins a toothless grin

Spudrug looks at the sausages the man has just given him and forces a grin. " Fankyoo partnur" As the man turn to leave he casually tosses them into a nearby bush, and mutters to himself " stoopid meet...make meh pook!" He watches the man dissappear and scratches his backside hap...

"dat is yoo meh partnur!" "Meh fort yoo had run off wiv all meh munys!" " Meh is so appy ter see yoo agen!" "Meh sits in der desurt long time wayting fer yoo to do der job. I get veri hungry..yoo got anyfink ot eet?" Spud eyes the apple around his neck... &quo...

The ork spots the human in the distance, and beyond the castle. "dat looks familyur" he slowly takes a stumbling step towards the man, gaining control of his legs as he gathers momentum. "MissMagy mehs on meh way!" He runs through the town centre, knocking over a table on the way...

Standing alone in the middle of the road between Varshikar and Trolls Bane, stands a lone ork. He scratches his backside and his faces screws up in deep thought ... "Wer wos meh gowin agen?" He sighs "meh Spud..meh goin sumwer...wer dat den?" He sits by the roadside, and opens hi...

Mr Elderberry......RP had me wanting to give all that i had

Dont meet someone you can trust like that everyday!

Any miners dat want werk and make gud muny...i got orders dat need fillin from custmers

yoo werk fer meh....i pay gud muny to yoo!




Spud

Der indenpedunt miner fer best custmer appiness
Famly bisness fer undreds of yeers!

if anybody want ore and coal...find meh...Spud

i not lets yoo down....i get it on time and i cheep

Ask meh many appy custmers!

Bulk ordas is meh speshulty



Spud - Der Independunt Ork fer all yer smiffin needs!

wotch out...der is ogers in der desurt...dey veri nasty

i fink dey go der cos it nise and warm fer dem, but dey got big clubs dat urts lots!


Spud

Ok i got it....

the text "!bag name" comes out as normal speech (unlike "!l common" for example), but you can still shift click the bag, and it renames ok

Sorry..i cant get this to work either....


the command when entered, comes up as script

i used this function before with no problem....

has anyone else got it to work?

i warn all of der citzuns dat der is lots funny animuls abowt. pig in desurt, skorpis in mowntins, stags in desurt, and werst of all dem is der big blak cats in der town, do not try to play wiv der cats cos dem wuns is nasty! spud -------------- mister jermy..i still got dem fings.....yoo wants dem ...

Bruvvers

I not come dis meetin cos i must be diggin long way from der cave.


Hu', i wanna kno wot der man dat attakd me sed to yer....it betta be gud...and i wants meh stuffs!

Mister Jermy,

i gets der stuff dat Miss Magy tell meh to gets, but she not been bowt, so i still gots it.

yoo wants it?

i werks ard!


Spudrug

Mr Jermy...yoo gots a noo pet in yer house...i fink it taysty fer yer dinna!

((unsigned))

The following is wrtitten in Orcish, in a child-like hand.... Brother Orcs, I felt i should let you know that i was attacked just outside Trollsbane and severely wounded by a man ((.....8560)) wearing armour and a green cloak. He was accompanied by a blue Lich ((......2670)). They spoke about "...

Do yu ave ani luvli ork laydees for dose of us wiv morr ekswisit taysts?

nmaguire wrote:Lundin, Spudrug the sissy orc and Hu'greu.

who you calling a sissy?



Seriously...great RPG...wish i had found it years ago.
enjoyed my first visit ...will be back!