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"People of Illarion, I must be blunt for I am running out of time. Lately, I have been falling into a deep sleep and awakening far away from where I was. It has been getting worse lately, and I am starting to remember things that I've done and people I have spoken too. I fear that before long, ...

I can read as well as I can dig.

Well yeah, where have you been the past few days.

Erm, apparently ... you haven't been paying attention ... in the slightest.

To be really honest, I don't think I've even attacked anyone ...

I've pretty much dis-owned the whole lizard race-war concept

So there you have it Dracon, and don't call me a Dwerf.

People would just be alot happier if everyone just murdered everyone else.

Yeah! Kick his ass!

Christ, theres three of us now?

When'd that happen.

Silent Brodi laughs To be really honest, I don't think I've even attacked anyone out of the blue. I'm far too weak, due to a lack of monsters to train on. So, not to worry, although If I did attack I'm sure you'd have the majority of the population to strike me down, as they have proved time and ti...

Thanks alot. I'll need all the luck I can get. And yes, I did read the sarcasm, but am choosing to ignore it.

It just happens, that, my master plan is just so awesome, that it can be easily carried out alone.

Well, noble people of Illarion, I have come up with a master-plan that not even the most intelligent of Orc could ever thwart.

1)Me and Kregoth burn down selected locations around Illarion.

2)?

3)We become duel-dictators of Illarion, and rule with an iron fist.

Its just that simple.

Well, I've got to say, that honestly I haven't actually ever attacked someone. They have always made the first move.

So, it seems that everyone was evil enough after all without me trying to influence them.

And no, I have never run away and logged out, I always just accept my imminent death.

Yes, yes, everyone has a reason to kill us. Its amazing how much you can be against the 'war' at one minute, and charging in all gung-ho the next. Seriously hypocritical. Well, I've been 'banished' from entering the town. So, I guess, I'll have to start my own town. Or possibly just ignore the banis...

Brodi, King of the Idiots

I'm the king!

Wow, a lizard resorting to murder, you barely ever see that happen...


That was sarcasm ...

See the disgust in the lizards voice, he/she is clearly racist.

See that repetition, that enforces my inability to have patience, and his inability to gain friendship.

No you don't ...

Well, I heroically became brutally murderer by Hagen, and a hobbit.

It was sad, as I never approached them, and said i wouldn't attack them, so they killed me.

Its a pity what has become of this world.

Well, theres plenty of 'them' to go around. 'Them' being our increasingly growing army of two men.

But, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

And, most likely I'll say it now.

Thrashings for all.

Love Brodi

Embrace the darkness within you Hendrik. Don't follow fools guidance.

Infact, ignore me too.

Continue as you are.

Carry on ...

Well, I think we can all agree. A fight like this, is good for the soul. I will be retreating for a few days, so that I can learn more powerful magic.

Get nice and comfy people of Trollsbane, because when I return, things are going to see a change.

There is no such thing as coincidence.

Yes, I did however hear of Laffing's plan, and see all this commotion arise from a cross being set on fire. It was a very feeble attempt at anything. Yes, Twe shall rise again.

And until then ...

Beware

This is all I ask. Finally everyone is letting their hatred reign over all other logical emotions.

I've always thought my comedic skills excelled my skills as a leader and general wrong-doer. I tried out as a stand-up comedian once, but I was set on fire, and had to jump in a river. Following this, i was dragged downstream by the current and rolled over jagged rocks. Then there was this ridiculou...

No, that would be an inconvenience.

But, seeing as the library will not be open until we pay the reparations ...Have fun without reading you literate few.

Very few ...

Then, stage one of our master plan has been completed.

Tonight, we shall rejoice, with alcohol and the ladies.

Yes, ok, we shall pay your stupid guild a bujillian ingots. And then, we shall ride our flying goats to the sea, and never disturb Illarion again.

Then again ... I'm probably lieing ...

Silent Brodi laughs

Yeah, thats the spirit!

Well ... that was thoroughly ambiguous. Good work. You will only receive a small amount of pain and suffering at the hands of Twe the ancient. Only because you have managed to have

a dark voice

Thats great ...

Love Brodi