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I joins brudders?

Karguk

Arameh is mine! No one has hab him besides me. Got it?!

Karguk Inkathurg
Arameh's lover

Yeah, so we cen teach yoo how tuh speak an write lik an orc.


Karguk Inkathurg

Who da king now? Last time meh checked meh was da rightful heir ta da throne!

Karguk Inkathurg
Rightful King of Trolls Bane

Karguk: 2 votes
Everyone else: None cause dey uglies.

Nat trues! I attacks Nalzaxx, meh is enemy of dem!

Steben still beh smert? I thought meh smashed his heads enough fer him tuh lose dat smartness. I say joo all follows Karguk and makes meh Governor. I wills makes new lews and makes Trolls Banes strongs lik when Steben was leadin.

Karguk Inkathurg

How abouts joo shuts ups? Meh cen smack joo tuh da floor wit a flick of meh finger. Den I cen eat yer insides out and buries joo alive. Joo need tuh shuts up, stop lookin at what i writes and shove a stick up yer behind before I stick something else up der.

Karguk Inkathurg

Yubba Samantha. joo be stupids! Neber ask to buy meh body cause I won't sell it to joos! Joo might burn my thing off from a portal joo put in your privates! Stupids!

Karguk

Whub?! Joo mean I can't whore anymore?! I was just about tuh bag a guud lookin woman tuh! Brer meh is gonna kills joo fer doin this. Joo hurtin meh kids and meh, nows meh can't feeds dem or my hormones! Brer joo die!

Karguk Inkathurg

Shudup Samantha! Joo hab no honor!

Karguk Inkathurg

Meh is leaving isle fer guud. I handin down da horde tuh Ku. He is da best orc dat cen feel da position. If joo nub accept den joo cen choose Ku.


Farebbas,
Karguk Inkathurg

We hab home..

Chief Karguk

Nub make war wif town Parfu! We must talk.

Chief Karguk

Joo hab perverted meh religion, Moshran won't let joo harm meh!

Chief Karguk

Parfu has joined da horde.

Chief Karguk

Joo both are weaklings! Meh and my brudder attacked Nalzaxx today. Meh nub bring armor cause meh nub dank meh was gonna fight but den he nub say da right things. Ask Broglug, meh hab duel wif him, killed a wolf and den fought Nalzaxx wif out armor. He den used 4 fire spells and a thunder spell tuh t...

I must speak wif all orcs. We will hab a meetin' soon, meh will write here when in where later. Send me a dove and tell me whub time is right.

Chief Karguk

Joo send meh a dove and meh will tell joo da time tuh meet.

Chief Karguk Inkathurg

Meh at da moment won't help joo unless meh learn more about Negros. He also follows meh god.

Chief Karguk Inkathurg

Yubba but only if joo feed us fer free? Joo may git payed dough if joo da farmer frum meh.

Chief Karguk

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Whub yer name den? Maybe we cen meet sometime.

Karguk Inkathurg

It time tuh unite da orcs again. We were gettin strong before Gort left and now we hab tuh build again. Gorge has fallen inactive again so meh will take ober da horde. I hab signed contract wif da Bloodhammer Horde and now der members are aprt of dis horde. Besides meh son. Also like tuh introduce n...

Joo both cen join but joo hab tuh meet wif meh.

Karguk

I neber use dey thinking porcess and meh is fine...

Karguk

Meh will beh willing tuh beh in yer army.

Karguk

Meh been in here longer den i was supposed tuh. Meh ask Arameh and he say ask Stephen but it doesn't matter because he say meh supposed to stay in der fer 56 days and it's been dat long. Git meh out!

Karguk Inkathurg

Dusty joo know dat joo hab my axe. Just wait till i git out ob jail.

Karguk Inkathurg

A messanger walks to the board and writes something down.

Karguk wanted me to say this.

Samantha was there to and it took like twenty mintutes cause she needed a key or somethin! Also me already spent time in jail

Karguk Inkathurg

The boy walked off after he wrote.

Shadup Teragriff joo are a pushober and so are yer stopid monsters. Joo run when meh draw my axe.

Karguk