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I want to thank all that attended my party, and I hope you do not blame your morning after on me. My apologies for slipping out early.

Your Fellow Reveler,
Baron Orlo Maldoni

The Party Begins!

The party begins only in a matter of time, now! Make sure to have your flowers ready and be in your finest attire!

Due to the current conflict, I fear I will be postponing the party, but only a little bit. ((actually due to the new client being released, for the sake of those on dialup who will have to take their time downloading)) If the conflict continues through, I fear we will have to party through the confl...

All things worth celebrating are up to be celebrated: Love, Happiness, the Company of the Finer Gender, Freedom, the Joy of Celebration, and not the least of which, my coming to the island, good sir!

Yours,
Orlo Maldoni

You can find the Fluffy Sheep Tavern south of the Public Library of Trollsbane, West of the Courtyard in front of Eliza's Shop, or East of the Medic's.

Gentleman of the Magic Academy,

I would be interested in hiring your services for my upcoming party. I would be willing to pay well for a demonstration of magic. Please send a letter to me via the Seahorse Inn if you accept.((PM))

Yours,
Baron Orlo Maldoni

Ladies and Gentlemen, Peasants, Warriors, Merchants, and Royalty alike, Vanimans, Varshikaris, Knights of the Grey Refuge, the Folk of the Briar, the Hordelands, Silverbrand Under-the-Earth, the Lizards Below the Waves, Good Men and Women of the Wilds, and most-of-all the People of Trollsbane, It i...

Whie knights attacks Shwarzhauer orcs?! Shwarzhauers is free and honurable!

Scout Slaistes

Knights makes trubbles for all orcs it semes. Thay trie to wipes us out!

I meet bruther naimed Alkuurg who say he cheef of Shadow Hoard. He has same trubbles. He wants to meat with yoo, Cheefs.

Bruthers in Shwarzhauer!
Slaistes

Cheef

I be hear. Name time. Name plays.

Yores
Slaistes

"Former ranger?" This is not something I like to see, my friend. Nature still needs your protection, as I see it, and she would be happy to rehire you. She will not get you rich, by any measure, but she will provide you with all that you need to live for all eternity, for as long as humani...

I don't know if you would consider me a priest, per se, but I am a lifetime servant of Ushara. Yes. Maybe I am a priest.

Yours,
Slasthulphus, Forester of Trollsbane

I don't think people would have been so ready to posit criticism if it weren't for the criticism towards the dear town leader and Captain posited by Callith. I don't mean to be yet another one causing undue trouble, but perhaps if Callith would simply apologize for any cruel words about the other gu...

This is seriously becoming more and more nonsensical by the moment.

I'll not have any more of the demands of fools. I'm just a Forester. I'm not a guard. I'm not the king of this realm. I'm not a deity. Go bother them!

Slasthulphus

Djironnyma himself informed me that dual citizenship between Tol Vanima and Trollsbane would be allowed. I intend to wait until Pendar is awake, also, before I make a decision. I would want his blessing, of course.

Slasthulphus

Who kills who, F? You can't honestly mean me.

Elves of Vanima, Djironymma invited me to join you as a citizen of Tol Vanima, however, it occurs to me that I must know how the other citizens feel about such a thing before I make a decision. You see, as some of you are already aware, I was not born an elf, but rather as a servitor of Ushara beyon...

It would be silly to say that I have insulted Oldra. I said that I would listen to her guidance, as well as Mairead's and Pendar's, but not yours. The cherry trees are gone because the carpenters have taken too many. As I have announced before, I have a supply of seedlings in case this very thing ha...

And so I shall allow myself to bathe in the blood of innocents, merrily so? This sort of logic is not only incorrect but absurd. The trees are replanted. No harm was done--save the cutting of a blessed tree, but aren't the lives of mortals just as sacred?. To think that every day I cut down trees th...

Mairead, My apologies. Dravish threatened the life of many common citizens should it not be removed. It was with a heavy heart that I did remove that tree. I have taken a seedling from the blessed tree. It shall be yours. As for the rest of your concerns, I have taken it upon myself to assure that t...

These times are so confusing. I wish all of us could come together, just this once, to swear off violence. Would that be possible? I have never raised a sword in my life, and I've outlived so many of you. Just for once, could we put our weapons away? Leave them sheathed? Think harder and hurt less? ...

Some have been hurt even more seriously for not speaking their mind fully. It would be foolish to say that a village does not need someone to guard them, but I have witnessed some things that have made me sick about this group. I feel sorry for Pendar's situation, but I believe men have a phrase for...

Following a teleporter out of curiosity leads Slasthulphus once again into Varshikar. Passing by one of walls of the sturdy yet small constructions Slasthulphus notices many postings. Stopping a giggle after reading Fooser and Jeremy's exchange, he looks back and forth to see if anyone's looking an...

Hello,

I'd like to improve my knowledge of ettiquette, indeed. I wish to take the basic ettiquette class and then graduate into the advanced ettiquette class.

Will there be a price?

Yours,
Slasthulphus, Forester of Trollsbane

The actions recently by the GCA were truly heroic, but I fear that a certain amount of the trees must be cropped back as they are overcrowding the Southern reaches of the city. However, for every cherry tree I pluck from the soil, two will be placed elsewhere, farther from the city. To end the worri...

He's dead. Suicide. No bounty. Be shamed.

-Slasthulphus

Wild growth seems to become a problem in Trollsbane again, as fully grown pines can be seen in Eliza's shop; however, this time, I assure you all, that this is not my fault. I am leaving town until this problem clears up, as last time this happened I was chased by a mad axeman. Again, this is not my...

Slasthulphus walks by whistling, and looking through the board for any notice, he pins this one up over the other notes once again and starts to write something

Any progress in coming to a decision yet, sirs? I'm still available to help.

Yours,
Slasthulphus

Well, I've never been a citizen of anyplace before. I suppose it's just a formality, right? If I need to become a citizen to be a forester, I suppose I can do that. Is there paperwork involved?

-Slasthulphus