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To hell with lanterns! Can't we use radioactive material to light up the town?

I still don't see the problem. Oh, sorry. I was thinking of citronella. Thats why I said it will make the fire smell good.

Talk to Serp? I don't think he can help you...

Shut the hell up, asshole. Its people like you, Dunthor, that kill this game.

Shouldn't I, Paul Laffing, be in there somewhere?

Caranthir the not so great wrote:It's like saying that US army could execute everyone in alabama, they propably could but why would they do that?

Ever hear of Kent, Ohio? Neil Young did.

I accept it! I was guilty of a crime I didn't commit! Now everyone stop arguing about it.

After speaking to a former GM, I found out that one of the GMs was going through the logs when they saw that Paul Laffing had killed someone within a very short amount of time. *Shrugs* Oh, and I'm speaking on this screen name because I think my other one was blocked.

I'd like to elect Paul Laffing the greatest idiot of our time. Can we get an award made? Reasons are:

His loss of logic
Loss of reason
Irregular behavior
General stupidity

And to think I can say all this stuff from just reading his posts, having never met him!

I have been waiting for a month (about) for a reply to my story. My first one was not accepted, so I sent another one back, and I have heard nothing. It was a pretty good story, too, (or at least I thought so ) so I'm just kind of wondering...

Frendri peers at the paper, but can't tell what anything is. He quickly dispatches a bird to the Hobbiteers.

It may take a wee bit o' time before I make it to yer lands. Please be patient.

Frendri Knoll, on the same boat, looks longingly at the piece of bread.

I'm so jealous. I ran out o' bread aboot four weeks ago. Now all I got is dried ham. Hardly satisfies a hobbit, ya know?

Hello! I would very much like to join the Hobbiteers as soon as I get in the game. I will do anything for the guild I can if you let me in. Thank you.


Signed,
Frendri Knoll

well, you might be creative, but just stuck on a name! It is helpful and may at least give you a good start for a name, like mine was Meriadoc Brandybuck of Buckland, but then I can change that to... Merdio Brayduck, or something. Another one I found was http://www.flatearth.com/utilities/namegen.as...