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Coal, Hammer, Shovel
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:01 pm
by Jori
Nothing big or important but when a hammer breaks when mining coal it says
that I broke a shovel.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:07 pm
by Damien
Oh, it's a short message - the real happening would be :
"Your hammer slides out of your grip, hits the stone, and the handle breaks. The hammer head then, driven by the power caused by its edge hitting the stone in the exact angle of 43,347° while the handle broke in a clear line exactly 1,432 cm under the head, where a rare natural material weakness is located in the wooden part, flies by your head and hits the shovel you are wearing on your back. Both, the hammer head and the shovel, implode and desintegrate in a puff of purple smoke. Congratulations, you now are the proud owner of a broken hammer handle AND a broken shovel handle."
Meaning, thanks, and i've sent the right person a message.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:44 am
by Bloodhearte
I'm so stealing that for newbies...
Where do you guys think up that stuff?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:10 am
by Urii Vandos
*applauds* *whipes tear* Beautiful!
