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Black intro?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:45 pm
by The Returner
I was just wondering if illarion could have a start splash while the client is connecting to the sever.

Frankly, the black screen is unerving

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:09 pm
by John Irenicus
Mhh if I connect it takes 5 seconds.
Why do you need an intro for 5 seconds?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:28 pm
by Caranthir the great
I have Free a intro for you, it requires no work at all from the programmers, artists and so on.

Here it goes:
By proceeding onwards with reading, you acknowledge your own responsibility and agree not to charge me if you are stupid enough actually to try this.
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Step one - Preparations.
Aquire a standard sized lamp, preferably with 100 wats or more

Step two - Getting started.
Turn the lamp on, while at the same time typing your charactername and password to the Illarion client.

Step three - w00t, I would say.
Hit enter and stare at the lamp for two seconds, turn your eyes from the lamp back towards your screen and enjoy! Now you are able to enjoy three seconds of wierd colors going up and down the black screen.
(And couple more seconds while ingame)

No nerving black screens with minimum effort!
Thing that can't be said of the risks, misuse may lead to blindness.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:30 pm
by The Returner
mine takes like 4mins :cry:

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:06 am
by Ezor Edwickton
...i can still see the colors... :shock:

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:06 pm
by Khiru Elthar
4 minutes, I think you'll be blind by then :wink:

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:48 am
by Argonus
So Beautiful.... :shock: I can feel the c o l o r s......

Leans back in chair and starts to twich vigourosly