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Greetings townsfolk!

Are you frustrated in the heat of the day? Or perhaps you want the latest seasonal wear? Look no further, you need shorts!

Many people (3) are already benefitting from wearing shorts. If you would like your own pair look for Hermie in town! At only 30g a pair you know that "Hermie's price is right!"

Affordable. Durable. Cooling.

I hear that the shorts you supply contain deadly chemicals that are extremley harmful..hence my calling them deadly.....is that true?

Hmmm. I dont think I've come across these 'Shorts' before. I think I'll stick to my robe. Just got to be a bit carefull if the breeze is a bit strong.

Ellaron, Enjoying the freedom.