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Greebas all. Me is Wiergraf. Just later, me was killing pigs, and when me killed, Elaralith took it. Me told give back, she didnt. So then me started moving the pigs I was going to kill. She would then push me away and take what I killed. When she DID attack one it was with such weak magic, and she didnt even dare TOUCH it. Every time me killed the pig, so me deserved the leather and meat. She would put it behind her so me can't get it. Me thinks she is stupid now. BEWARE: ELARALITH WILL STEAL YOUR LEATHER AND MEAT. I bet she will see this and write something about peace, sharing, ending world hunger, and not killing, but me dont care. Me just warning you, not want dumb trials.

Oh but of course, Wiergraf. Elaralith is the notorious "Leathervixen." She steals the leather from the people of the town while prancing about like a crazed lady wearing leather underpants on her head. She then takes the raw ham and slaps it all across her body while doing the Dance of the Leather Goddess, Leathra.

Come on, Elaralith stealing leather is original, but false. There's no motive, nor is there any point to this accusation.


~Anonymous

This sorta thing happends every day. Did anyone see this happen besides you? If not, nothing can be done.


Edit ooc by GMcFly

Me just warning you guys

Heh, I've known Elaralith for a long time. I don't think she would steal from me. It could happen...I guess. To me it is very doubtful.

Oh but you see, this Leathervixen is a sly one. She sneaks into your mind with her leather-like mind power and makes you think you are safe. Then, as soon as you put faith into her, she slaps you with onion-coated leather pants and runs around town screaming "Leather is Freedom! Leather is Freedom!" By this time, however, you are too covered in sticky onion leather in the hot season to even begin chasing her to stop her hellish antics.

A laugh resounds from the general area of the town wall.

Still no motives, still no point. Elaralith is as innocent as a priest during a witch hunt.

~Anonymous

Sometimes the priest IS the witch

Elaralith scans the town boards and comes upon this one...she smiles briefly...
Greetings Wiergraf,
I don't know why you would accuse me of stealing...I don't care much about wordly possessions and I really wouldn't be so greedy or care enough to go and actually try to take possession of something. If it is leather and meat you want....I don't have much, but if you are really in need and you ever come upon me in my wanderings, don't hesitate to ask: I can give you some. Fare thee well, and may we meet in better times!
May the Light of Wisdom descend upon you,
~Elaralith, Priestess of Elara~

If there is one thing I have not seen Elaralith do, it's steal. She simply does not steal. I don't believe that even though you, my friend Wiergaf, is the one accusing her. That's just ridiculous. I think you have the wrong elf, not that I know any thieveing elves.

Evil witch; possibly.
Thief; never.

~Malinne~

It may not seem like she woud steal, but you have to remember that it is possible. I'm not going against her. I have seen people who don't seem like they would cause trouble, then they go around casting flames everywhere.

no i must say i never saw her stealing,too!!

#me is giggling uncontrolably as he walks by