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I don't know any details exactly except that the lost animals have been found. for anyone who saw what happened please explain here.

Maktan

The cave is filled with smart ogres but remember to bring a bucket of water and a cloth if you want to go to the secret room. Don't attack the ogres or they will kill you. Istead chat with them and be friends.

Maktan

Well, there's nothing special about the "secret" room. There is however, an ogre who is very ill. He keeps, er, farting and says it is because of the beer he drank...

If anybody has any ideas about a remedy, you should go to the cave immediately.

I went to the secret room and all i learned is not to say they are fat or you will loose your life!! and I noticed the farting ogres farts cause green flames so make sure you wear a wet cloth to cover your mouth. boy does he stink. moral of the story: Don't drink beer from ogre guards or you will be farting green flames.

Maktan

Whereabouts is this secret cave?

you can't see it, you have to get in between a group of rocks near the south of the eastern cross.
maktan

Makes sense considering this is where they usually hunt.

Oh, like a clan, ok i see, thanks. also I dont want to be an org anyway.

Did anyone cure the farting ogre?

Stag wrote:Oh, like a clan, ok i see, thanks. also I dont want to be an org anyway.

An org?

If you mean orc...
If you mean ogre...


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Whos acting Elite? i just accsedentally put org because im used to that word, you always make a big deal with things in your posts.

And i DO have a caracter.

Eh...
I bought a cooking spoon from a halfling. I did not know anything about these spoons. I spent 25 ingots for one spoon, to find out that it was only 100 gold.

25 ingots!!! thats er... 6250 gold!!!!! nothing cost that much!

Yes, it was a lot of gold. I did manage to make most of it up though. I am still angry at the halfling who lied. He told me his name was Whitten...Whitfoot..Whall...

I can't seem to remember the exact name. I'm no longer making any deals with that halfling though.

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Very foolish I wouldn't have paid 12 gold for a simple cooking spoon! but what has that to do with the current topic, go create your own topic about the halfling who cheated you.

Maktan Hardtooth. wrote:25 ingots!!! thats er... 6250 gold!!!!! nothing cost that much!

Actually there are things worth more then that alot more....you just dont know about them

like what?!

Dear Citizens,
i want to warn you of aquiring some of the potions which healed the err farting Ogre. They are the property of King Tialdin and myself, Necrophobius Fungus gave them to us and we traded more than 600 herbs for them. Demli Dogan stole several and he seems to have already sold some of them. Me and Tialdin will demand them back and if you spend your money for stolen goods that is your own problem. I suppose i already met the halfling who cheated Randelf, he also aquired some potions from Demli and refused to give them back. I wanted to compensate him for his loss and offered him some of my high quality goods, but he only started to haggle. This teached me something...i will demand the potions back and will accept no more haggling.

To the unknow halfling:

As i know your face, i will ask for mine and Tialdins potions only once, if you refuse or start to haggle again i will rely on violent means. Demli is already on trial, there are several witnesses for the fact that Fungus gave them to me and Tialdin and i have no doubt Demli will be found guilty. If you refuse to give the potions back untill friday, i will put you on trial too. If you think that doesnt scare you as i dont know your name, you are wrong. I might just speak to some friends and you could be the subject of a manhunt soon. Dont force me to do that, think about your health. I have no patience for you anymore, i tried to talk but you wanted me to pay for your foolishness. I will not accept that.

~Hagen von Rabenfeld

i have know some things some rare things to be over 200 ignots.....that is all i am going to say.

Ellaron reads through the notes one by one, a look of mild boredom on his face. He stops and stares for a while at one particular note. His eyes wrinkle and his lip quivers. Suddenly, unable to help himself, he clutches his stomach and roars with laughter.

"S...six and a quarter th..thousand gold f..f...for a sp...spoon!"

Tears flow from his eyes and his frail body shakes with laughter. Half blind through the tears and short of breath, he staggers outside. Collapsing on the grass outside he rolls around laughing and wiping the tears from his eyes. Just for a moment the years spill away from him and a hint of the carefree young man he once was peeks through his aged visage.

Maktan Hardtooth. wrote:Very foolish I wouldn't have paid 12 gold for a simple cooking spoon! but what has that to do with the current topic, go create your own topic about the halfling who cheated you.

Very foolish? I didn't know anything about them. I paid 25 ingots, found out the truth, and made them up. It isn't that big of a deal. I was only making a small note regarding the spoons. I'm not going to create my own topic about the halfling who stole from me. That would just be pointless.

So...the ogers are friendly if you dont attack? are we going to try to make peace with them or something? hmmmmm.....


#me turns are walks away

Hi

Never, I do not want peace with them. Their only use is to make us stronger and to give us gold.

Deats