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Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:13 am**

Someone has started fires in the library. Several books have been burned. Therefor, the library will stay closed until the restaurations have been finished.
Since several other people were around, and did not extinguish any fire, it seems unlogical to keep the library open.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:15 am**

Brodi and i claim resposibility, you will bow down to us eventually

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:17 am**

Call us master

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:23 am**

I dont bow to people who run

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:23 am**

You have broken town law with this.

You owe the order of the Grey Light 14 silver bars and 100 gold.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:25 am**

Ohh no, they can burn paper! All hail to Kregoth and Brodi! If you can burn paper nobody can stop you, so we will all kneel to you now.
We will do whatever you say, our masters!

Please, everyone! Listen to me, we GOT to do what they say, otherwise we will be out of toilet paper within the next 10 years!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:27 am**

Thanks to those "masters", the library will stay closed for public from now on, until the damage is repaired and the reparations for the destruction are paied.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:45 am**

Then, stage one of our master plan has been completed.

Tonight, we shall rejoice, with alcohol and the ladies.

Yes, ok, we shall pay your stupid guild a bujillian ingots. And then, we shall ride our flying goats to the sea, and never disturb Illarion again.

Then again ... I'm probably lieing ...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:49 am**

And if you would die within the next seconds that would ofcourse also be a part of your "master plan".

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 1:52 am**

No, that would be an inconvenience.

But, seeing as the library will not be open until we pay the reparations ...Have fun without reading you literate few.

Very few ...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:02 am**

No, blast, I need to search the library. ((Look at my necromancer topic.))
Armil gets ready ion secret to sneak in. ((Unknowingly to others))

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:05 am**

I apologize for not putting the fires out, but I chased them out of the library, and then as the human clamied to have done nothing, as I was about to remove his head from his body, she shoved me off the roof, then, when he was caught later he ran and dissappeared ((logged)) in front of a large crowd of people.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:11 am**

I will never pay!

Hence this the library will remain closed forever!!!!

and my mission is near completion

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:12 am**

Kregoth wrote: and my mission is near completion

I'm afraid not. I got 100 toilet paper-rolls stocked.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:13 am**

Methinks these buffoons have no real plan, but rather a spur of the moment idea to be somehow comical. They will either pay, or receive a swift death. I will not allow the burning of ancient scripts and texts to go unnoticed.

~Cain

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:15 am**

you think of yourself as some kind of hero freemont? You can just leave, because you are not so.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:16 am**

Kregoth wrote:you think of yourself as some kind of hero freemont? You can just leave, because you are not so.

Me and Cain are sorry master, we shall not speak against you again.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:17 am**

Brodi and i are the modern day saints. Tweism will come upon this world like water upon fire. Then, Twe the all powerful will rule! ALL HAIL

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:18 am**

Oh, yes master Kregoth... Of course. I will leave. I will not speak out against Master Idiot... err... Master Kregoth again.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:19 am**

Yes, hail to Twe, Kregoth and Brodi! I shall give you all my toilet paper, so your master plan can work out, master.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 2:21 am**

Kregoth, next time I catch you, your a dead man, Galadria will not stay my hand again, disappearing is a cheap trick.

Edit ooc by GMcFly

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 3:40 am**

Until they pay their reperations, can we attack on sight. Brodi has been agitating me for sometime, and I would like to take care of him

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 3:47 am**

im attacking on sight, he is at war with lizards and i am so i have the right to defend myself, anyone cna join the lizard side if they want. ((365** is brodi, adn 419** is kegroth))

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 4:22 am**

I join the lizard side, Brodi agitates me!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 4:25 am**

I to want a peice of them. I was enjoying reading in the evenings.

Gannon

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 6:57 pm**

Well, theres plenty of 'them' to go around. 'Them' being our increasingly growing army of two men.

But, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

And, most likely I'll say it now.

Thrashings for all.

Love Brodi

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:00 pm**

Yes, Everywhere will burn! we now have a neverending upply of mana to fuel our hatred, ALL HAIL

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:05 pm**

I may not be very strong...but These foul people shall die.I have...friends.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:43 pm**

No you don't ...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2003 7:45 pm**

See that repetition, that enforces my inability to have patience, and his inability to gain friendship.

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