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Silent Brodi, covered in deep wounds staggers towards the message board

"Brothers and Sisters Unite!

Too many times have we been struck down by the unworthy lizards that walk this green earth. I call for war! Back to the sea for these mutated iguanas!

I plead for as many people as possible to join with me in a battle to exterminate all lizard life.

Convicts, mental patients, and general lunatics a bonus.

Must have own weapons and armor.

If any lizards wish to contribute to this noble cause, then you can be taken in as prisoners of war, and when it finishes, you will be free to take our orders, and receive weekly beatings."

Silent Brodi cloaks himself and limps into the waking night laughing maniacally.

Xerake can't help but laugh at the message, and writes in an almost drunken happiness.

You're the only dwarf I had troubles with, and now you wish for war? I believe, we are a great race. We've adapted to both land and water, and have an ancient culture with our pasts regarding Zelphia. I speak my own lizard tongue, yet I seem to be more skilled than some when it comes to the tongue I speak at this very moment.

It's about time I get some action...go ahead and bring as many dwarves as you like, I'll exterminate each one that comes in my way.

I certainly hope this is a good exercise, I don't want my time wasted. Call me pompous, but if it's a fight you want, I won't turn it down.

Xerake walks away after signing his name, laughing to no end...

And you think this will succeed? The Lizards are numerous and strong. You call them mutants, because they can breathe underwater.You hate them, because one of them bested you in physical combat.This little charade will not succeed.You will be alone against an entire race.

Actually, I don't think we're that numerous...

There's me, Fooser, Salathe, Muten, Lourlize...and that's all I can recall at this moment. Pebrarco left.

Then alone I will be. Its amazing how much death has been dulled down over the years to simply become an aspect of everyday life: Something you just shrug off and forget.

But no! The one-man war will commence as the town is cleansed.

Cleansed? How can you cleanse this town? The lizards are not evil. They are a great and proud race, with many powerful warriors among them.

You will die before you even manage to draw blood from a lizard!

These worthless lizards could be the damn dirty race responsible for the fall of this island. And after the fall of man, these lizard scum will start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH, when only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry "YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUS! GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELLLL!!"

No. You cannot blame the downfall of the island on the Lizards. I could just as easily accuse the orcs, just because I was attacked by an orc earlier today.But I do not.

yeah, but were you attacked, killed, attacked and almost killed again for no legitimate reason?

I mean, they say 'you made fun of me' and so what if I did? Does that deserve multiple deaths? If so, I suggest that the destruction of the island would not be that bad a thing.

Love
Brodi

xerake you forgot renyu.... and muten is not a lizard, he is a man in a lizard suit (or so he says) and he is on our side, which me might so he can just kill, then we will no doubtly win because is soooo strong, and i think silent bob is just jealous of us

Yes, i'm jealous, I want to be a scaley slimey lizard.

Another example of the deeply ingrained evil within all lizards, Rena, I think her name is, was marooned on an island by two of them. Proof, and the solution is easy.

how do we know thats true?

and me and fooser agreed that you need a good shaving

Ask the lady herself.

A shaving ... that might be interesting. I'd say the same, but we all know that chronic-baldness runs in the lizard species. You guys should consider wearing hats you know. Or clothes ... perverts....

or would you be the ones who are the perverts?

Normally, I do not get involved in such petty matters, but in spite of not being a lizard I still feal angered at your stupidity. The lizards are indeed a proud race, and far from mutant. If ever I see you or any other of your moronic lackeys attack a lizard, If the lizard attacked does not do anything, rest assured that I will. You are the only one person that has a problem with this race, so it goes to proove that when they attacked you it was because you somehow insulted them. remember this when you decide to carry out your "war."

As proud as they may be, and as deserving I was to be murdered for calling a lizard, in reply to being called stubby, 'fat', I will try my best to exterminate the lizards responible for my skill loss.

My vision, will not be grasped by you dull-minded people, and so it must be tackled by myself.

This is not just about avenging my death ... It is about revenge for all those who came before me and died for no legitimate reason without being helped.

Its time for things to change.

Sam and Trakkera (or something) are also lizards I have encountered.

I am willing to join the fight too.

Please?

Hell yeah, take out your sword and lets start liberating some lizards. And by liberating, I do of course mean killing.

Soon will see the fall of a proud and worthless race.

I meant fighting on the side of the lizards

Then come on little boy, lets rumble.

Thrashings for all.

i wouldnt consider this a war... because i know of very few dwarves that hate lizards, but im sure people will join the lizard side since they are already favored in number, just so theyu can kill something see as how there are no monsters to fight

I also share your hatred. They breathe our air, and I beleive they ate all the monsters! you fat mutants! You should not be! I WILL KILL AND RAPE YOU ALL WAHAHAHAHAHA

Hmmmm, I think I shall help the lizards, on this one, this "war" will be a good warm up for the real thing when I join it next week.

I am shocked and appauled by the populations lack of pride in Illarion. I mean, don't we want to stop people turning into a hybrid race, as worthless and futile as the lizards themselves?

I ask you, what will it take, how many people have to die?

How many libraries and to a lesser extent lizards, have to be set on fire ...

today an elf and an orc had to be punished for helping the lizards. I pushed them off the very top of the library. They will not argue with me again.

The shopkeepers too had to be punished. One for being a lizard, and the other for refusing to give goods for the cause.

I only wanted to add that silent something and Kregoth are both rather confused individuals. And as i know their strenght they will probably jerk around but not doing any serious harm, but as always the unarmed workers of our city will be the first to bear the brunt of their madness. If any trouble arises because of these two i will gladly offer a helping hand in bringing them down.

And just for the fun of it some quotations:

Kregoth:" I want compensations to not attack you at whim"
" I offer compensations for what i did "(before the arrow hit him)
" I have changed my ways, i wont do anything evil from now on" (after he got the second beating)

We really should have another conversation....



~Hagen von Rabenfeld

Yes, those peasents, who have no arms ... always making trouble. Stumping people and such.

Well, the faction has burned the roof of the tavern.

Remember me a hero!

we may be harmless, but we can start fires
the town will start to burn. mwhahahahaha. First the library, then the tavern... whats next is anyones guess...

pathetic... ALL of you...