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Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 3:17 am**

I've been playing for a few weeks now & I've notice that I haven't seen one female Dwarf.How real can it be when there a male dwarfs walking around but not even one female, that is unless you belive Tollkien's theory that female dwarfs stay undergound & are almost never seen

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 3:42 am**

Dwarves rarely marry....they are too preoccupied with their work.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 3:46 am**

yes I know, but how they reproduce with out any female Dwarfs. i just find it very strange

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 3:57 am**

Oh trust me, Kincent, there be many dwarven maidens.
Thing is, their beauty is so great that we must keep them away from the other races, otrherwise ye'd all jump on them, and there'd be none left for us dwarves.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 4:01 am**

O'really so how beautful are they because I'm aviable, no just kidding

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 4:03 am**

... Please... will you stop spamming the boards?

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 7:31 am**

There probably are female dwarves out there. They just look male.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 11:09 am**

Wrong.
Male and female dwarves look different.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 12:34 pm**

maybe it's just that the femal dwarfs look so disgusting that the dwarfs don't want anyone to find out?

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 2:21 pm**

to reproduce... dwarfs dig a hole and do some odd stuff to it

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2003 2:32 pm**

Ah right, thaty does it. Ye'll all have yer heads cut off then.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 7:57 pm**

Fear not. My coming of age party begins soon!

Anora Cobble

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 8:43 pm**

Belegi smiles gently as she reads this post.

My dear, oh my dear!
Of course there are female dwarves, yet we are few. Those of us who dwell down there in Silverbrand are seldom seen on the surface, but if you ask nice you can visit us down there in our eternal halls.

Yours sincerly
Belegi

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 9:34 pm**

I have seen a couple of female dwarves, and to tell you the truth... I prefer female humans.

But why is this in the general forum and not the RP forum?

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 10:34 pm**

Can we all stop talking about our females please?
Go drool at yer own kind.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 10:54 pm**

I saw some female Dwarfs...........and all I have to say is sure Mishrack I'll go drool over my own kind.....or maybe Elfs

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2003 11:29 pm**

What about female Hobbits or Orcs?

Anyway...that hole theory is pretty gross...

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 12:09 am**

hmm...
Female Halflings - too small compared
Female Humans - blonde
Female elfs - erhm... let's see... a ncie way of saying it... need a beauty salon? and a tan...

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:05 am**

umm. Mishrack you forgot.
Female dwarfs- to few.
Female lizardmen- I'm just not going to say anything.
so what does that leave us with.............

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:27 am**

Mishrack wrote: Female Humans - blonde

So? They're still mad hot, and you don't want them too intelligent.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:34 am**

@paul, Amen.
O I found out what that leaves us with, female Humans (who cares if their blonde)

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:43 am**

Mishrack wrote:Female elfs - erhm... let's see... a ncie[sic] way of saying it... need a beauty salon? and a tan...

Rude.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:44 am**

Only speak the truth.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:52 am**

well is there any other race with beautful female's, that we don't know about, maybe the GM's are holding out on us....

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:53 am**

I'm still waiting for the female faeries to come out.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2003 1:57 am**

Yes...the faries I almost forgot that their being "made".....guess I'll just wait for them *laughs*

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2003 5:03 pm**

Has anyone said anything about Female Orcs?

But it is true that there aren't many female dwarvs

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2003 5:27 pm**

yea we need some succubus

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:30 am**

Salathe what are succubus?

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:44 am**

Demon sort of thingies... hard to explain. They were the reason for nightmares in some kind of mythology... Roman?

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