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A bounty
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:45 am
by paul laffing
A sign has written on it in big letters:
LET IT BE KNOWN THERE IS A BOUNTY ON THE HEAD OF DUNTHOR. TO CLAIM THE BOUNTY, DUNTHOR MUST BE BROUGHT TO PAUL LAFFING DEAD OR ALIVE, BUT DEAD IS BETTER! HE WILL THEM BE EXECUTED FOR THEFT.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:57 am
by Crosis
Crosis walks up to the wall and a sign catches his eye.
Paul, he was killed already for that, he gave what he took back, there is no need for a bounty.
Crosis
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:02 am
by Humli Ironstar
Humli Sees the Hobbit walking away than Humli writes
Paul
If you have killed him once why is there a reason to kill him again if he gave back what he stoll think about that.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:38 am
by Gro'bul
scribbles annoyedly on a piece of paper
Paul, you know you would have never gotton your stuff back and probobly been killed if it wasnt for crosis. You should heed his words.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:10 am
by paul laffing
Yes, but for me, time is money. Sure, he gave back MOST of the stuff, but he stole my time. Maybe you people who are rich won't understand. Anyway, i shall take the bounty off until furth notice...
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:38 am
by Dunthor
Paul if you want me dead do it yourself or wait i forgot you cant your weak
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:40 am
by paul laffing
Not everyone has to be a great hero
, and i was going to pay to have you dead, but i have taken back the bounty. Feel fortunate.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:47 am
by Dunthor
Paul I see right threw you... I know you fear me everytime i walk past you I can read your mind you want me dead but you cant do it so than why do you have other people do it for you thats called a coward well I guess you are all you want to do when somone wants to fight you.. you say how about a fishing contest... No Paul fishing wont solve nothen so the next time you smart off to me you will see you eyes at the end of my 9" axe.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:50 am
by Bumbol Woodstock
Dunthor you touch Paul and you will feel my dagger run across your throat.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 12:52 am
by Dunthor
HHMm thats sounds fun I ought to try some time.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:13 am
by Boremier
I don't beleive this he gave back your things why put a bounty on his head? well this just is'nt fair I know dunthor did some bad things but this is maybe going to far and bumbol paul is calling out dunthor by getting a bounty on his head. You need not get involved I do not want to sound rude but thats the truth.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:14 am
by paul laffing
Fighting solves nothing, but i guess only a person of TRUE intelligence would see that. I am scared not of you, dunthor, for i have met others who are just as troubled as you. Maybe you should grow up and get a life that doesn't include drinking.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:16 am
by Boremier
Paul you do not know what kind of life dunthor has had it may have been bad it may not have been but do not call him un-intelligent because that he is not.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:16 am
by Fooser
He stole my rings, but he gave them back, so he's still cool
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:17 am
by Boremier
Good to hear fooser (not that he stole your rings) good to see someone else sticking up for Dunthor.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:18 am
by Dunthor
thanks Fooser Paul stop insulting me from boards do it in the game if you want to be a real man...
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:18 am
by paul laffing
All coming from Boromeir, who caused Dunthor to drink in the first place, and maybe if you'd read a little, you could see i called the bounty off.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:20 am
by Boremier
Paul you are playing a fools game to insult me that way blaming ME!!! for dunthor drinking hey maybe he was drinking before and thats what caused him to kill hmmmmm?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:23 am
by Dunthor
No i didnt kill Paul when I was drunk if I did he wouldnt be here right now.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:24 am
by Boremier
I see well paul still should'nt insult me like that, it has angered me dearly!
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:25 am
by Dunthor
If he insults you again It will be his last
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:26 am
by paul laffing
Maybe you should have tried to help Dunthor instead of kicking him straight out of your little guild.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:29 am
by Boremier
Do not worry yourself over this insult they are directed at me and it seems paul has a problem with me maybe he wants to fight me?
well you never know maybe he does but I do not want you to go after paul as it would give him more ammo to throw at you.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:30 am
by Dunthor
Hes just lucky we cant kill for nothing here or I would have done it everytime I saw him
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:30 am
by Boremier
It saddened me to do it paul but dunthor understands it and is being a man about it.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:31 am
by paul laffing
Always getting drunk and lamenting it is understanding it and being a man about it?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:33 am
by Dunthor
Ok thats it Paul next time me and you cross paths your dead punk I will make sure there wont be anything left of you to crawl back to the cross with that is a promise from Dunthor.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:33 am
by Boremier
Well lets say he does'nt hold it against me because he understands hey and maybe he is drinking because he realised he should'nt have done what he did. And I am warning you to stop blaming me for dunthor drinking I am near the end of the thread with you.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:35 am
by Boremier
Dunthor it is ok I have this under control don't you worry I am sure that if you attack him he will try and get you banished from the island of trollsbane.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:36 am
by Dunthor
It would be worth having a Humans head to show the family back at the mountain that I found a dumb human they always wanted to see one.