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Dunthor walks into the pub drinks 30+ beers and starts too talk to himself Your nothen but a murder and fat loser that got kicked out by the UCA I need to find some help goes out and puts a sign up "Druggy needs help"


Edit ooc by GMcFly

Paul Laffing sneers.

Join the club, Dunthor. We both applied at the same time. But i was kicked out because of a stupid comment from Mishrack. Maybe you should grow up and see the real evil of the UCA.

Dyluck sees the sign and becomes confused.

((Drugs, druggy, drug addiction aren't fantasy medieval terms.))

i could help you. i want to. i have recently been depressed out of lack of goals. this is something that will make me happy and help you

reads the posts concerning the UCA

Maybe we don't let in Murderers?
Or people that do nothing but mess around?


Just a thought.......

P.s Paul i thought that someone has to join before they are kicked out....
Scribbles his name


Ezorock

My dear Dunthor,

I find it very unfortunate that you do not have yourself under control anymore. Since you did not find it worthy to answer my question concerning our business contract, I will show no mercy for your pityful state. You have one last option Dunthor - either you or one of your friends will deliver 1000 logs of wood or you return my 19 ingots, that I paid you in advance, immediately - or I shall bring a charge against you to court for fraud, thievery and breaking a business contract. I shall also demand 8 ingots, which is 20% of the contract sum that you kept for yourself for the past 2 month without having the right to, if you do not take action within 5 days.


with regards,
Morgaine Le Fay

Dunthor, through Elara you shall be Healed, but you must first be willing to let the Light of Elara shine into your soul and heart. I will do all my power to bring you back from the pits of Evil you have gotten yourself into...
May Elara grant you Wisdom and Knowledge!
Elaralith signs her name with a flourish:
~Elaralith, Priestess of Elara~

@Paul : Ahem now paul I am not impressed with that snide comment I spoke to you the other day and you said "No hard feelings" or something like that and now I see this message and I am offended that you call us "evil" Hmm now this is quite strange but how can you call us "evil" when we do not allow "evil" people in the guild hmmmm? answer that paul!

Morgaine Le Fay wrote:My dear Dunthor,

I find it very unfortunate that you do not have yourself under control anymore. Since you did not find it worthy to answer my question concerning our business contract, I will show no mercy for your pityful state. You have one last option Dunthor - either you or one of your friends will deliver 1000 logs of wood or you return my 19 ingots, that I paid you in advance, immediately - or I shall bring a charge against you to court for fraud, thievery and breaking a business contract. I shall also demand 8 ingots, which is 20% of the contract sum that you kept for yourself for the past 2 month without having the right to, if you do not take action within 5 days.


with regards,
Morgaine Le Fay

i guess i shall repeat this: join the club. I have put a bounty on Dunthor's head.


@boremier I guess i let my emotions get a hold of me.

Sir Laffing,

if I intended Dunthor´s death, he would have died a long time ago. To put a bounty on his head, or to kill him personaly, or to hire an assassin is for barbarians like you, but unseemingly for an elf like me. There are yet other ways that can be walked Sir Laffing! And I for one know which way I shall choose. Furthermore I would ask of you, Sir Laffing, to adress me in a more appropriate way - I am not your childhood friend.



with regards,
Morgaine Le Fay

Morgaine Le Fay wrote:To put a bounty on his head, or to kill him personaly, or to hire an assassin is for barbarians like you, but unseemingly for an elf like me.

How quickly you make assumptions, oh wisest of elves, about what happened. Maybe you should get some facts before jumping to conclusions, your Holyness.

Morgain le Fay, Ma'am i do not see how you can ask anyone to speak of you in a high way if some of us do not know why we should speak to you in such a flattering way. But Dunthor... nothing wrong with having a few beers... just try to drink 29 beers today and 28 beers tomorrow and so on.

29 beers?!?! Just drink a lot of water. It also helps your body. You can just ask the fish.

Sir Laffing,

I am afraid to say that I do not fully understand to which assumption you are refering to.
All I said was that I find it barbaric, if one choses to place a bounty on a head one does not possess.
Furthermore you give me the impression that you are quite upset with what has happened between you and Dunthor.
This I do understand, but this does not give you the right to adress me in an insulting way - I am not your opponent Sir Laffing.
I have my own business with Dunthor and I will deal with Dunthor in a fitting way and do I have to remind you that, as you formulated it, it was you who jumped into some odd conclusions when you asked me to "join in the club" - whatever that means.
I am not joining forces with a mere child that is upset because someone has not treated him well.


with regards,
Morgaine Le Fay



Sir Woodstock,

I cannot recall that I had any business with you of the late - in fact I cannot even remember ever meeting you. I do not ask anybody to adress me in a flattering way, but an appropriate way to the situation.
Is it necessary to say, that Paul Laffing did not do so? He gave me the impression of somebody running down the streets yelling "Hey, c'mon lets join forces and kick Dunthor's ass - he had killed me and he had been mean to me and he's been mean to you and a whole lot of other people, too!!" and also expecting that everybody would do just the way he says.
See, if everybody would do as he said, Paul Laffing would be a happy man, but he would have created a mindless mob - is it necessary to point out what a mindless mob can do? Is it necessary to point out that Dunthor could take certain actions against Paul Laffing's call for his head?

So do not adress me in a flattering way, but one that is appropriate to the situation or at least in a more reserved way - that is what I meant, when I said I was not Paul Laffing's childhood friend.


with regards,
Morgaine Le Fay