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Hi
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 3:09 pm
by sir Portes
Hey I am a new player here and I hust think that this game is awasome with the rp and stuff hope to see u in game (if I get accepted already repleyed to questions waiting for the big moment every seconed).
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:12 pm
by Salathe
you better not eb a lizard are you a lizard, you sound like a smelly human... like paul, you should talk to paul and see who smells worse... probably paul
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:19 pm
by Salathe
and play onion ball!
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:48 pm
by sir Portes
Now why would I be a smelly slimy lizard when I can be a cool and smart human?
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:51 pm
by Salathe
what did you just call us lizards?
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 7:32 pm
by Hermie
I believe it was 'smelly slimy lizard', but lizards would have loads of little tought scales over their bodies if they are amphibious. Salathe, stop saying, 'don't be a lizard' and dont insult the other races, just shut up.
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 7:53 pm
by sir Portes
Don't worry bout it hermie I mean he is doing the right thing telling people not to be lizards otherwise every1 would be one and no on will have any fun because lizardsd are the worst race.
Buy the way nice pic Salathe, reminds me about my artistic talent.

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:24 pm
by Salathe
worst race are we? cmon fooser lets eat him when he logs in
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:27 pm
by Salathe
sir Portes wrote:
Buy the way nice pic Salathe, reminds me about my artistic talent.

wow you must be a good artist
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:57 pm
by sir Portes
Actually no I am a bad artist and if u try to eat me I'll turn you into crocodile boots

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:03 pm
by Salathe
corcodile boots?? we are lizards not crocodiles
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:05 pm
by sir Portes
Oh well lizerds look like crocs don't ya think?
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:07 pm
by sir Portes
Anyhow I have no quarrell woth you my grudge is with the orcs for buning my village on my elevent birth day and spending the next 11 years of my life in my uncles smitthy testing his weps, ya sure it was fun but I missed my parents and my frieds who were lost in the conflict....
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:15 pm
by Hermie
cmon fooser lets eat him when he logs in
If you killed him when he logged on you would be deleted for killing him without a reason, as this board is ooc, therefore any information here can't be used in game.
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:37 pm
by Salathe
its a joke hermie, i wasnt actually going to kill him.
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:52 pm
by sir Portes
Yea and like i said if he tryes it I'll turn him into boot's and I haven't been accepted yet.(almost a week now can't wait for response hope I answered right)
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:55 pm
by Salathe
it shouldnt be much longer, look around the site at stuff, or read about the history of illarion under the story link
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 9:57 pm
by Salathe
o yea dn hermie, it was subliminal advertisement, or reverse scicology... but subliminal advertisement sounds better. I say dont be a lizard they are supposed to be rare and then someone is like whoa i will be a lizard. Why whould i change my mind from always telling people to be one?
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 10:01 pm
by sir Portes
PS is a user name : sir Portes acceptable? Because I teated sir as an exention not title.
oh by the way salathe be nice to introduce myself to you but ain't I supposed to learn your language first?
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 10:36 pm
by Salathe
no languages arent implemented yet
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:29 pm
by paul laffing
SALATHE! Learn how to spell, wise one. Psychology. Anywayz, welcome to the coolest race in Illarion, and how you noticed that all newbies come on with a grudge against the orcs? Its rather funny.
(edited for a really stupid mistake (i put learn how to smell instead of spell

) )
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 5:31 am
by Loki Feuerhaar
Point one:
"Sir Porters" is not accepable if you put the "Sir" in the Name Field.
The Question is not how *you* threat it, it is how it appeals to other player and the game masters.
Point two:
This is a public forum and not a Chatroom.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 5:36 am
by paul laffing
What is that supposed to mean, Loki?
Point two:
This is a public forum and not a Chatroom.
Snoody elves. Humans are the best

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 5:48 am
by Loki Feuerhaar
Infact Paul, i dont understand how you were able to pass the appliaction system.
This is a OOC-Board, as Hermie mentiond before.
So i am posting here as the PLAYER, and you should know, that i can not be an "Elf" in real Life.
To the Chatroom:
You are posting in a short period of time, SINGLE sentences. Without any valuable content after all. That is a behavoir like often show in chatrooms.
You may be not (or will be ever) able to understand what i (some other players too) want to tell you when we beg you to stop spamming these boards.
You alread menaged yourself to the list of Top-Spammers of this Board, isnt it time to get marture and erase your name from that list?
Loki
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:26 am
by sir Portes

I guess I won't be accepted
oh well at least meating salahte was fun while it lasted.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 2:03 pm
by sir Portes
Oh wait I
did put sir in title fiel but forgot

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 2:12 pm
by Brendan Mason
Sir Portes, you may not possibly be accepted for your first application. But if you put more thought into your name and story (as opposed to the one you have at present which most mediocre roleplayers use) I am sure you shall pass second time around.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 2:36 pm
by sir Portes
What's wrong with the name it sounds human ( kinda spainishy feel) and they didn't ask me for my story. They told me to continue a story that they gave me.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:02 pm
by Salathe
Its in the name rules, Sir is not aloud to be in names, but Portes is a good name. If this app doesnt get accepted you can send in another with your name be Portes
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:12 pm
by sir Portes
Yes but I still haven't recived an e-mail sayign if I was accepted or not and I think they wouldn't have sent me the quetions if my name was wrong since they hand read them.(well keyboard but you get it)