My dear friend,
It is true. I called you a dungo during Mas and I apologize publicly for it. I did not know that a word that isn't even a word would insult you that much, that is on me for underestimating the stability of your ego.
Or is "nonsense" considered an insult equal to "venomous toad" or "trash" or "underfed dogs" now? I feel like it is more criticism at a system we disagree with. It isn't even about you, unless you feel addressed by "nonsense", in which case I apologize. How she managed to obtain these information? They are not exactly well hidden on your town's board, they are public and suggest to unify the labelling _especially_ but not exclusively in Runewick. Reading town boards is hardly a shady way to get information, especially when they are additionally promoted in public. The 'facts' you state in your second parchment are insanely one-sided and slanderous, to the point where they could be considered intentional lies. I don't care about your political career in Runewick, however, wish to express my honest worries if somebody with your language is even considered as a representative. If it is all about this, let me state it in public again, after already telling you in person: Sardon Attarka was fined for what he did, but is no longer a wanted criminal in Cadomyr for the incident with Riniao. However, we might take actions for the outrageous insults and slander he's publishing today. As for the duels you keep mentioning. They are an old Cadomyrian tradition to solve disputes between those of equal standing WITHIN Cadomyr, where hierarchy can not solve them. You are not of equal standing to our knights, let alone me as a noble. If everybody could just demand a duel, we won't get anything done. Let me know if I need to explain this properly again and I'll make sure to draw pictures.
As for your first letter now, let me answer you in a poem:
You say that throwing insults at you is what we do.
I am sorry to inform you, but no, that is you.
You say we are ungrateful, honourless and our words not true.
I am sorry to inform you, but no, that is you.
You say all the Fox has to offer is spite, oh uh.
I am sorry to inform you, but no, that is you.
You wish us to die and be cursed by the Gods and blah
Yet, you are not willing to sign, tell the world who you are.
Cadomyr ungrateful for the help of Runewick, is that what you find?
But Cadomyr stepped in for Runewick and you insult us? Oh, nevermind.
Learn to reflect on your own action before you speak,
Or hurtling insults will make you look weak.
Dear friend, let me tell you at the end of these lines,
That it is you not us, who loudly here whines.
Take it home and think about it, dear friend. And maybe think about which of us is the one throwing insults for no reason. The answer to that question is hidden in the uneven verses of the first strophe. Good luck finding it.
That's all I got to say about this, feel free to write further letters in which you demonstrate your anger management issues. Make yourself a jester, if that is what you desire.
Now, I direct the last line of this parchment to the Runewickians, for whose help during Mas we are as grateful as we always were. Do you stand by the side of a man who tosses insults at any given chance? If so, the diplomatic bounds are even worse than I thought them to be. We came, when you asked for help. You came even when we had yet to request for any aid, to aid us against the forces of Mas. I thought it was obvious, but if you need an official 'thank you', I hereby thank you wholeheartedly for your assistance.
