Dagbladden and Reporter,Dragon Fire
Outside furniture burnt
Erdhal set a little part of Runewick under fire. It is said a tourist handled the dragon not with the necessary respect. The dragon extinguished the fire later but some outside furnitures were battered.
How dare you write such lies about me as I was the “tourist” who visited the dragon and we had a most pleasant chat. I’ve no idea how anyone came to the conclusion that I did not handle the dragon with the necessary respect, and I expect a full and complete apology for this from you, the Dagbladden, and any of your sources.
What should have been reported was Djironnyma’s total lack of interest in my report that the dragon was trying to burn down Runewick as he seemed more interested in bickering with me about semantics and how I said things. Included in this was his buddy Ssarney. It was fairly clear that Djironnyma was not interested in gathering any pertinent information I may have on the subject of the discussion I had with the dragon, what may have led the dragon to cause fires in the town Djironnyma is leading, or why I felt it important to report to him in the first place. He would prefer bickering with me. I ask you, are these the actions of a learned leader of a great town? Please note, I have written a complaint to the Archmage.
Thank you,
~Uhuru Pryler~
Community Care Officer Extraordinaire
Fiancée to the Don, Valerio Guilianni