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I do now declare war on that so called leader of Ruintown. Tha Djironny man will be why I smite ya all. He bes too much a coward ta face mes, so ya all has ta pay tha price. It aint personal with ya, and ya can cast him out if'n ya choose, but till he faces mes, one by one, the weakest first, ya will die.

Hew.

If'n he face ta face, bes nice ta mes, an buys mes a beer, I will let this go.

Is it really war when it is one tiny dwarf against an entire realm? How confusing!

~the note is left unsigned

It is, soom of ya will see, an they blood bes on ya hands.