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I Vern Burnhammer or Kellanved as some know me, have encountered a slight issue. Now I have not harmed anyone have not broken any laws that I know of, and all that I have sought was the memory of who I am or who I once was, pretty simple right? Well no, time and again I am attacked or accused of some idiocy I know nothing of. I had spoken to the man who was responsible for impersonating me and I asked him nicely to stop, and you know what? He did.

Now Runewick... I was going there helping an old dwarf carry some oil and I was struck by a Runewick citizen known as Brassius and now I wish to file assault charges. There was absolutly no need to strike me whether I be welcome there or not. I had then read the papers near there regarding my supposed ban from the town. So poor little Alrik you were attacked by a dwarf who was shorter than me, not possessing my grand red beard, not bearing the weapons I commonly use, did not even speak like me, and obviously did not have my prowess in fighting because you are still alive, and you see to continuing this? This is stupidity, and I find it quite irksome.

I have recently been promoted to Baron though I may lack the memory of who I was this does not mean I can be treated as I have, and now I issue Assault charges on Brassius for hitting me multiple times without so much as a warning or a request to leave and I also wish to issue charges against Mister Alrik for slander. I do hope her majesty will see this and understand. Thank you.

~Baron Vern Burnhammer

To Baron Vern and anyone else who might have any concerns regarding our neighboring towns, you would do wisely to contact our ambassadors regarding these concerns.
There is no need to worry our citizens with these unless there is an immediate danger. It will also allow for your concerns to be more swiftly dealt with.
Our ambassadors are:
Baron S'rrt K'shire for Galmair affairs
Baroness Sefja for Runewick affairs

~Earl Annabeth