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Naming Contest

The dwarfess Helga Copperbottom is holding a contest to name the seven piglets in her care. Please attach your favorite names for the piglets to this posting. Once the contest is over, Helga will choose her favorites and will reward those who won with a magical gem.

The contest will end 20 Irmas 43 ((Aug. 24th)).

I suggest name the piglets from the people you know Helga, or ones you used to know. Just as an aside, if one is named for the witch, I have a special apple to stick in his or her mouth before the roasting.

Kyre


Chuckling can possibly be heard in the distance once the parchment is nailed to the board.

Banduks looks to the parchment and shakes his head. He smirks.

"People gone crazy and going to name a pig like a pet. The only raison d'être of a pig are ham and saussages. I doubt a steak will taste better if I call it 'Helga'"

I submit the following,
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Thank you,
~Uhuru~

Everything needs a name it's a horrible mean thing you guys do to that poor dwarfess all she wants are some little piggy names.

Heres some little piggy names.

Humphrey
Babe
and little Mr.Truffles

I hope miss Helga likes the names and good luck on taking care of the cute little piggies.

~Kellanved

A she passes to do some trades she reads over the boards - bursting out in a laughter she adds another note under the others

After thinking hard I guess this names are appropriate

Snitzel
Sausage
Ham

OR

Goulash
Stew
Pulled Porkie ?

I adore Pigs - oh yes I really really do

Aleytys Lamar

Azure passes the bored and laughs

How about

Tasty
Delicious
Yummy

Or

Gurdy
Wiggles
Bob

An elf takes a look at the board, raises her eyebrows and smiles amused. Then grabs a parchment, write something down and attached it to the board

A few names for the pigs.

Sho
Tinky
Pansy
Xio
Keiki
Borstan
Valeri
Rose

~Lia

*Thinks for a time before writing out a few names.*

Kinky
Blinky
Stinky
Rinky
Wiggly
Giggly
Nod

~Uhuru~

*a little dwarfess talks to her newly rehidden piggies*
"tomorrows (8/24) piggies we gets your names!!!! Me cants waits! Me gots to find someone ta read the list. maybe da nice longear will be back!"

The man sits with two small children, the young boy concentrating intently on piglets he is drawing whilst his younger sister excitedly waves a piece of parchment having already finished hers. Later the man can be seen adding some names to the list as the children crowd around him calling out suggestions.

Spot
Uncle Leon
Bristles
Apple (Mummies favourite)
Uncle Ademar
Snuffles
Pinkie

Seven names are written down on a piece of parchment and tacked to the board, covering the post that suggests meal times as names.

Lucky
Rolly
Pip
Star
Pokie
Rain
Cloud

Seeing some parchments haven't been signed, she hastily scrawls her name at the bottom of each...

~Uhuru Pryler~

Upon seeing Uhuru's name on her piece of parchment, Alessaina scratches out Uhuru's name and writes...

The Demelii's

Pigs, here are your names!

Val
Erio
Gui
Lian
Ni
Rob
Erto

*Maeglin walks up to the board and taks on a list of names*
Saegwin
Seredoc
Altrix
Ava
Nalzy
Verd
Joxia

*he chuckles a bit and walks away reminiscing over the names he left*

She scribbles her name at the bottom of another unsigned parchment.

~Uhuru Pryler~

*scratches out uhuru's name, and writes in his own, along with a note*

~Maeglin Telemmaite Vian,

Also if I see uhuru's name on here again...I will personally be attacking you with the spoon of truth. Love you dearly, Mags.

A cloaked figure reads the bored scratches out mags name and writes in Uhuru name

Laughter can be heard as the figure dissapears in the shadows

An elf approaches the board looking at all the scratched out names. He chuckles slightly and scratches Uhuru's name off of Maeglin's parchment and replaces it with his own.

Signed,
Sky

*Maeglin brandishes his spoon and scowls. he Writes his own name back on his parchment, and removes sky's.*

~Maeglin Telemmaite Vian~

*He hides in a bush near by, waiting for uhuru or sky to show back up*

A giant cloaked figure reads the board. After a moment the figure pulls out a quill and starts to write. Scratching out everyone's names and signs


The big bad wolf

And disappears into the shadow

*a smiling young dwarfess pins up a note after a long group debate on pig names*

The Pig name winners/submitters are :

Pansy - Lia
Apple - Kyre
Schnitzel - Alytys
Stinky - Uhuru
Uncle Leon - Oxi
Wiggles - Azure
Rolly - The Deminillis

Please see Helga to claim your blue or black gem reward.

*reads over all the notes and chuckles. Then she pins another note underneath*

Dear Helga, the hero of nameless piggies,

First - I feel honored and will met you, just send a dove where and when
Second - the name is SNITZEL !!!! I demand this - SNITZEL !!!

signed
Aleytys Lamar