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Oi! Tha Burnhammer family axe has been stolen in the caverns 'o tha spider pit. I searched fer it long and hard but te no avail! If ye see a magical dwarven axe wit powerful rank 4 gems in it please return it, I will reward ye wit coins and magic gems and ye will ave' me trust. I have hundreds of gold coins and many gems so please return tha axe as it means much te me.

Knight of her majesty, Vern Burnhammer.