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Wanted.. female company for an ancient diminutive but stout dwarf with a long white dirty beard and a receding hair line called Uffe...apply here if interested. Can probably get food and potions free if you ask nicely and her beard is combed.

The parchment remains unsigned but a few swear they saw an elfess called Caiah and a human called Sean leaving town just after it was placed. Oddly it seems to be stuck with some kind of glue and may take hours with a chisel to remove.

Written boldly across the parchment in a archaic gothic hand.

Who ever wrote this if i find ya ye in deep troubles.
ya understand nothing o' dwarf folk! i suggest ya look te
ya misrable lives an' think a bit more before meddling with
others.