Foolery in Kumdah!
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:57 am
- An orc crosses the bridge and uses a small spike to leave a parchment on the academy's wall...
~ Athian yooh ugleh bastahd, listen ere'. Meh hear word this day from Shaman Zilla him behn deemed unfit fore dis place. Uhh wish tah only ask daht yooh tell jur witches dah truth fore change, before askin dem make such decisions. Him was with meh dah day uhh roped meh uhh workah outside ob Bane, this beh true. But it whub meh whoo took dah workah, him nub hab anyting do wib it. Him nub lay uhh finger on dah creature or encourage dah taking. Uhh needed uhh workah so uhh grabbed err'! Jur friend an her oomin man was let go wib uhh few scratches, mostly from kicking an scratching at meh dah whole way. Was yooh an jur many students daht used us like druid rats, sending us to the ground many times an weh nebur attacked uhh one ob yoohs! Dehn yooh call half dah damn guard an citizens ob Bane to let dem poke at us while were trapped in dah tavern. Yoohs tortured us in dah tavern, an tah tink weh would beg fore our lives, idjit. But in all dis, Zilla hab nub harmed uhh no one, an nub ebun wanted tah help meh wib gettin uhh workah. So yooh tortured him fore nub reason an dehn remove his from dah learnin? Weh hab behn waitin fore dah coming ob uhh shaman to our horde fore long times. It suprises meh daht yooh wish tah make word to our chiefah that yooh tink him so low as tah not accept his and our shaman. Weh hab waited tooh long fore dah coming, Slug say yooh will not take it away daht easily. Give bruddah chance tah prove him holyness. Behn Slugs doing, not his. Him nebur did nothin tah no one, an daht beh dah truth. Meh raddur not beh enemies tah yoohs, but Slug fore one cannot accept this disgraceful way yooh treatin our innocent an holy bruddah. An meh tooh agree to leave jur citizens in peace an not use dem as workahs. Reconsidah yoohs!
X Slug
~ Athian yooh ugleh bastahd, listen ere'. Meh hear word this day from Shaman Zilla him behn deemed unfit fore dis place. Uhh wish tah only ask daht yooh tell jur witches dah truth fore change, before askin dem make such decisions. Him was with meh dah day uhh roped meh uhh workah outside ob Bane, this beh true. But it whub meh whoo took dah workah, him nub hab anyting do wib it. Him nub lay uhh finger on dah creature or encourage dah taking. Uhh needed uhh workah so uhh grabbed err'! Jur friend an her oomin man was let go wib uhh few scratches, mostly from kicking an scratching at meh dah whole way. Was yooh an jur many students daht used us like druid rats, sending us to the ground many times an weh nebur attacked uhh one ob yoohs! Dehn yooh call half dah damn guard an citizens ob Bane to let dem poke at us while were trapped in dah tavern. Yoohs tortured us in dah tavern, an tah tink weh would beg fore our lives, idjit. But in all dis, Zilla hab nub harmed uhh no one, an nub ebun wanted tah help meh wib gettin uhh workah. So yooh tortured him fore nub reason an dehn remove his from dah learnin? Weh hab behn waitin fore dah coming ob uhh shaman to our horde fore long times. It suprises meh daht yooh wish tah make word to our chiefah that yooh tink him so low as tah not accept his and our shaman. Weh hab waited tooh long fore dah coming, Slug say yooh will not take it away daht easily. Give bruddah chance tah prove him holyness. Behn Slugs doing, not his. Him nebur did nothin tah no one, an daht beh dah truth. Meh raddur not beh enemies tah yoohs, but Slug fore one cannot accept this disgraceful way yooh treatin our innocent an holy bruddah. An meh tooh agree to leave jur citizens in peace an not use dem as workahs. Reconsidah yoohs!
X Slug