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Looking For A Mate

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 am
by Pyrrho
Now that my wife has cheated on me, Im in the business of searching out another.

Male human looking for female orc who enjoys poor, fat, bearded men.

Willing to settle for a female dwarf.

P.S. Im cuddly.


Send a dove to Brer Beothach the Godmen

Re: Looking For A Mate

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:58 pm
by Alexander Knight
*A note is written in common*

I'm all yours!

-Tastycakes

Re: Looking For A Mate

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:47 pm
by Copper Dragon
Brer, would you like some green dye for the dwarf or others? That way you don't have to be so picky. I'm too skinny and too tall so you wouldn't give me a second look.

shandra the tailor

Re: Looking For A Mate

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:52 pm
by Pyrrho
I would be very grateful for some green dye.

Did you read that female dwarves?

-Brer Beothach

Re: Looking For A Mate

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:18 pm
by Chirparoo
Would you like some attachable tusks too? I have elephant, narwhal, and boar for you to choose from.