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Enviyatar wrote:WARNING FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WANT BECOME DJ'S NEXT LOVER

Thank goodness for magicly protected chastity belts!

Djironnyma

Which sovereignty? To run and hide? Yeah really impressive.

~Hans, the Emperor of Gobaith

Reference the Greenbriar thread.

Achae Eanstray wrote:Djironnyma

Which sovereignty? To run and hide? Yeah really impressive.

~Hans, the Emperor of Gobaith

Reference the Greenbriar thread.

With a whole lot more hide than run. I've at least seen dji, this so called king? I wish I could hide that well.

You had us all in stitches Melodia! Oh my gosh, I just had to share it with everyone!

'Mel': Which one of the two are you sleepingwith Pierre?
Squire Pierre Francois: huh?
Page Uhuru blinks in surprise
'Mel': Evie or uhuru
Raina Narethil: not me.
Evie freezes
Page Uhuru doubles over in laughter
Squire Pierre Francois pales a bit
Raina Narethil smiles teasing
Squire Pierre Francois: saaaay what?
Page Uhuru has tears streaming from her eyes
Evie: um...
'Mel': I didn't stutter
Raina Narethil: Ahh the rule.
Squire Pierre Francois: a rule?
Evie: define sleeping...
Eliza eats a fish
'Mel': yes THE rule in fact
'Mel': having intercourse with
Evie: he is mine...
Page Uhuru: another rule?
Evie: no one..is then
Raina Narethil: mhm.
Squire Pierre Francois: no no no no no.........
Evie blushes
Page Uhuru: oh this is gonna be bad
'Mel': alright good, absolutly no getting pregnant while a student
Page Uhuru: should we wait outside?
Squire Pierre Francois: kids?
Squire Pierre Francois: Oi!!
Evie: i already got this lecture once today
'Mel': cause you will have to wait til you birth the baby to resume yoru lessons
Page Uhuru: I do not need to hear this
'Mel': Well i'm just making sure
Evie: it isnt gonna happen
Squire Pierre Francois: I can't even protect myself yet.....good gods
Page Uhuru: Where is my whacking stick!
Squire Pierre Francois seems to become a shade lighter
Page Uhuru runs to depot
Evie has turned bright red
Squire Pierre Francois: I need some air
Raina Narethil smiles softly to the blushing woman.
Page Uhuru: Found it!
'Mel': so if you two do decide to comingle, make sure you use birth control

A very amusing chat with Kenfric Shalpert (mayhaps a bit long) ^_^

Juliette Benoit: And the law isn't in action yet, mister Drake has to finalize it as judge. And even then she is allowed to do what she does, the law simply states that you do it discreetly or you do it elsewhere.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: The way it was worded in final by Fooser is.. outside the town walls.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Selling ones body at all, is not to be done in town.
Juliette Benoit: I wrote the law myself Mister Shalpert.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: If you read what the governor posted miss?
Squire Kenfric Shalpert smiles kindly
Juliette Benoit: Selling ones body in an ~explicit~ manner inside the town walls is against the law and will be dealt with accordingly. Only the rest has been written by Fooser.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: I am glad we can agree.
Juliette Benoit: The law was carefully worded mister Shalpert.
Juliette Benoit: She is allowed to do it, but not in an explicit manner, she has to do it discreetly or do it elsewhere.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: You need not repeat what we all know Miss.
Juliette Benoit: You earlier said that selling ones body at all is not to be done in town.
Juliette Benoit: If you believe that, you read the law wrong.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Did I ? I think you are mistaken
Juliette Benoit: " The way it was worded in final by Fooser is.. outside the town walls. Selling ones body at all, is not to be done in town" is what you said.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Explicit selling Miss, its so clear. Please do not rant.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: I am able to read.
Juliette Benoit: Mhm.. Then why the "Selling ones body ~at all~" When it is allowed to be done discreetly?
Squire Kenfric Shalpert waves to the passing woman
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: One does not go about announcing discreet dealings.
Juliette Benoit: Still, saying selling ones body at all is not allowed is wrong when you are allowed if done discreetly.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: If it is discreet no one really knows.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: You argue with a rock wall miss..
Squire Kenfric Shalpert shakes his haed
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: head*
Juliette Benoit: You argue with one made of steel.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Is it for the sake of argument?
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Women!
Juliette Benoit: It is for the sake of not having one of our councilors walking around misinformed about our law mister Shalpert.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: No logic or manners. all emotion.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: I am clear on what I read.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Stop the harrassing tones please
Squire Kenfric Shalpert looks ather sternly
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: at her*
Juliette Benoit: I repeat, I wrote the law myself, I know what is written, mister Shalpert.
Juliette Benoit: And I never used any harrassing tones.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: You have the manners nad mouth of a mountain cat Miss.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert does not look pleased
Juliette Benoit: My my, a mountain cat must truly be well mannered then mister Shalpert.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: you are not.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert states it flatly
Juliette Benoit: Excuse me?
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: I am trying to.
Brenda: Help me..
Man: Drath help
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Hello Anra
Drathe lefts an arm leaning on the sign post
Brenda collapses in the snow.
Man #2 lifts the woman up
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: What has happened to her?
Man #2 slings her over his shoulder
Man: Let the woman
Drathe: Ay I see you got yourself a busy time Brenda
Brenda: Someone, please, he's....trying to k=kill me.
Man #2: I am not
Drathe chuckles amused. 'I hope they pay well.'
Man #2 smacks the woman on her bottom
Man #2: Hush now
Brenda: Agh!
Man: The man has gequällt the woman's skull in forging
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: He does not seem to be trying to kill you Brenda
Man #2 tears off the woman's clothing
Juliette Benoit: You're just going to watch this mister Shalpert?
Man: The man has tortured the woman's skull in forging
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Hrm
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: I think you should take that out of town now
Man #2: I agree.
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Htat is wuite explicit
Man #2: Come
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: That*
Brenda , unable to resist, is stripped, then carried.
Man #2 carries the woman away
Juliette Benoit sighs, shaking her head.
Man follows the both
Man: bothe*
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: Mhm That does not belong in town
Squire Kenfric Shalpert shakes his head.
Drathe: You know, that did look a little out of place
Drathe: Even for around here
Squire Kenfric Shalpert: That woman will have to learn to be discreet.
Drathe wrinkles his nose and sniffs
Squire Kenfric Shalpert nods to Drathe
Juliette Benoit: Nor does it belong outside of town, and when it does happen inside of town it should be dealt with, not just tossed onto the next town.

Samantha Stoneridge: Greetings Miss Elle. I am Samantha.
Hew Keenaxe: Elle? is it
'Elle' nods in recognition to Samantha and replies to the dwarf, "Indeed."
Hew Keenaxe: A good weak arse name.
'Elle' grins sardonically. "It wasn't my choice."
Samantha Stoneridge shakes her head a bit, clicking her tongue softly
Hew Keenaxe: Just had weak parents?
'Elle' smiles frostily. "I suppose you could say that."
Hew Keenaxe: I think I just did.
Samantha Stoneridge sighs softly
'Elle' smirks and shakes her head.
Sorgan Stonemate: Arrr!
Samantha Stoneridge: He likes to make friends quickly as you can see....
Hew Keenaxe: As fast as I can,Sam.
'Elle' tilts her head in amusement. "I'd thought as much."
Samantha Stoneridge: I think they should make him the town's welcoming commitee
'Elle': Dwarves are always just as crusty as the mountains they come from and the ore they work with. It's the way of the world.
Samantha Stoneridge chuckles, tucking the leather in her depot
Hew Keenaxe: There would bre none here * loks around* maybe I am doing a good job
'Elle': Bane does seem more desolate than I am used to seeing.
Samantha Stoneridge tilts her head a bit
Samantha Stoneridge: Was it busy at one point?
Hew Keenaxe: You were speaking bad of dwarfs? please go on * raises his blades*
Samantha Stoneridge sighs
Samantha Stoneridge: Hew... play nice
'Elle' laughs coldly. "Put it away. I mean you no ill."
Hew Keenaxe: I play fair!
Samantha Stoneridge: I should think you'd take crusty as a compliment....
Sorgan Stonemate: Arrr!
Samantha Stoneridge: She could have called you soft and fuzzy and warm
Hew Keenaxe: Hmm
'Elle' ignores the blade completely.
Hew Keenaxe: I wouldof killed her for that.
Samantha Stoneridge nods
Samantha Stoneridge: Rightly so


Can't help but love Hew and his social graces Samantha's been having fun with him.

'Slug' steps toward the man as he takes it upon himself to offer what little he cares
'Slug': meh draw piggeh face on oomin face ehh?
Orioli: either I blow him all the way home or you hjelp me carry
Orioli: no
'Slug': wait ere' Slug know what do
Eraisuithiel raises a brow at Ori, grinning and biting her lip
Orioli grins at Era
Sorgan: Arrr!
Orioli: I cant leave him in the snow
Eraisuithiel: Of course not
Orioli: what do I do
Orioli: he really needs sleep
Eraisuithiel nods
Leon turns onto his right side, his back away from them, still looking peaceful.
Eraisuithiel: I'm going to guess Slug went to get a mule to help...
Eraisuithiel: At least that's what I hope he's doing
Orioli: oh!
Orioli: I didnt think of it
Orioli: Slug is pretty smart
Eraisuithiel smiles, nodding
Leon: ((.......))
Orioli sits with her back agains leon
Sorgan: Arrr...
Orioli leans over his shoulder and watches his face .. she is smiling
Eraisuithiel: Though I'm not entirely sure Leon wouldn't prefer being blown all the way home...
Eraisuithiel smirks
Orioli: (9your so wrong))
Orioli: He needs his sleep
Leon seems like he would sleep through anything. Except being robbed.
Orioli: Or I would~
Eraisuithiel: ((lmao... I couldn't help it! Why do you people tempt me? :p ))
Orioli: !*
Orioli: ((just so you will!))
Eraisuithiel nods a bit
Eraisuithiel: The mule is less likely to wake him
Orioli: ((I would so rp it too.. Ori blows Leon... Ori blows Leon...))
Orioli: I am sure that is what we need
Leon: ((...))
Orioli: I hope he is doing that
Eraisuithiel: ((lmao and I'm the one who's wrong???))
Eraisuithiel nods
Eraisuithiel: Me too
Leon: ((no, trust me, she's the one.))
Orioli: ((very.. very very wrong))
Eraisuithiel: If not, I can get one
'Slug': nub find uhh rope anywhere
Orioli: hmm I see no mule
Eraisuithiel: Rope?
Orioli: we need a mule!
'Slug': drag ugleh to dah house fore Ori
Orioli: unless you can carry him
'Slug': mind jur own longear!
Eraisuithiel chuckles
Sorgan: Arrr...
Orioli: where is Fredric when we need him?
Eraisuithiel: Probably asleep in the crypt
Eraisuithiel sighs, shaking her head
'Slug': more oomins dah worse tings get
'Slug': lets go yooh!
Orioli: I do hate to blow him .. he would surely wake up.
Leon knocks over the torch as he flips back over.
'Slug' heads toward the man as he grabs at one leg
Eraisuithiel watches with mild amusement
Orioli: no take his shoulders on your back
Leon's head hits the chair, but he sleeps still peacefully.......
'Slug': carry em'?
Orioli helps him load Leon on his shoulders
Orioli: drag his feet
Orioli: turna around please
'Slug': fore dah love ob demons Ori!
Orioli grins
'Slug' turns around carelessly hoisting the man to his back
Orioli: He knows me doesnt he Era?
Leon: ((best...orc...ever...))
'Slug': gonnah beh bumpy ride oomin
Eraisuithiel grins
Sorgan: Arrr!
Eraisuithiel: So instead of being blown or riding an ass, Leon gets to ride a Slug....
Leon's head hits Slug's shoulder and sleeps like a baby. But a grown man .
Eraisuithiel: He'll love that story when he wakes
'Slug': so ugleh an heaveh, uhh hope this pay is guhd
Orioli: just tell him the blowing one
Leon is very cold from the snow
Eraisuithiel chuckles
Orioli: he will like that
'Slug': yooh missed being blown tah beh carried by Slug
Someone pulls a bottle out of his pocket and takes a sip
Orioli: pull dont push
Orioli instructs
'Slug' hits the mans head against the gate "sorreh"
'Slug': tooh much drinkeh
Leon's head lays safely on Slug's shoudlers.
'Slug': dis bastahd heaveh Ori!
Orioli
Leon
Orioli smiles sweetly
'Slug': watch fore dah tree Leon
'Slug': tooh late

Tall Orc: ho are yuu?
Samantha Stoneridge tilts her head, smiling to him
Samantha Stoneridge: I am Samantha
Tall Orc: Meh Brock, meh gard hurhur
Samantha Stoneridge: Nice to meet you Brock
Brock Hardstone: Hm, an yuu Samanba
Samantha Stoneridge nods
Samantha Stoneridge: Or Sam, whichever you like better
Samantha Stoneridge starts fishing.
Samantha Stoneridge's blue eyes peer out of a rounded face. Her plump figure suggests that life has been good to her so far. Her red hair hangs free down her back
Brock Hardstone: yub a curvey ladeh
Samantha Stoneridge chuckles, nodding
Brock Hardstone: Brock likes curveh pink women
Samantha Stoneridge: I am
Brock Hardstone licks his snout
Samantha Stoneridge tilts her head, smiling up at him
Brock Hardstone: Lub like ya caught yaself a Brock ey, HUR HUR
Samantha Stoneridge chuckles
Brock Hardstone: I betteh keep patrolin



I couldn't help but laugh at this... My fiance thinks I'm crazy now... Well crazier.

< SillyJaime > - Jaime H says (2:32 PM)
I hate cats
I even hate kittens

I give everyone permission to verbally abuse the kitten hater. Who HATES KITTENS?!?!??!

The community being stricter about not accepting poorly made characters, people who put no effort in their writing or stories, etc. GMs need to be educators and not afraid of pulling a player aside and tell them that the way they're playing just isn't right and breaks the mood. Really, there was a time where we were all careful of what we said, we thought through what our character would do and if it would match the time Illarion is set in, the current mood, if it was reasonable for a character to do in this situation or not, etc.. because if we didn't take care not to break the mood or roleplay properly, a GM would pull us aside and ask us to shape up. It really made Illarion an atmospheric place. Now people really seem half-assed about the "story" part of Illarion, which is sad.

Praise it brotha! I know exactly what you mean...

So, you want to be a bad guy?

I actually clicked it.. how could I fall for such obvious misleading titles!

Oxiana yelps dropping the fairy.
Someone: ohh you dont be so naughty or we start to bite
Tiyron Trill Talltalker rushes forward to the male Human, then jumps and trys to grab onto him: " Yippee ki yay mother fecker! "
Someone moves over and tries to catch it again
Tiny Pixie seizes her oportunity to escape through the open portal
Oxiana: Gerrof you!

Ahh, nothing beats a good die hard and cool runnings reference

Couldn't resist:

Fredric Drake: You are not able to concentrate on learning right now.
Fredric Drake: Curses!
Fredric Drake: Im thinkin weh have pixies in our 'eads that bash tha inside oh our skull.
Leon Demelii laughs
Fredric Drake: Well, give meh a betteh explanation? People keep sayin "Oh meh achin head, them buggers keep hittin it" well duck ye feckin morons! Ye think im ta let em undead mess up meh pretteh face?
Fredric Drake: Must be pixies.

Athian wrote: P.S.

Forgot my insult

Is that red dye you used in the word shite, or did you use blood? you know, from the syphilis...You have syphilis...

Ahh, not laughed sae much in a long time
And another time color-blindness screwed me over, I swear its brown!

lol, some of your lines have given me a good long chuckle too Sere. Heh we best take a break before it starts to get too colorful in there .

Most fun i've had in awhile though, thank you for the oppurtunity to be an utter brat. ^^

Athian: Mel's hobbies are trying to take over the world and long walks on the shore.
Mel: Really?
Léonie laughs.
Mel: I could have swore I put pie terrorism in there someplace
Athian chuckles "I'll add that to your fact sheet"
Mel: good, cant neglect the pies now can we

(Jack) wrote: Sir, your words mark you as one who seeks arguments, not the truth. I will waste no more time speaking with you. You can start your arguments elsewhere.

Ahh, love you Jack

S'rrt wrote: S'rrt looks up to him before rising and giving a long sigh.
John: "Cheer up, I think I just met the new Captain!" He winks, eyes twinkeling with positive energy.
S'rrt: "That would be Brian." He looks along the wall where it ends to the sea.
John: "You will outlive him, too."]

Mossath The Strong hisses under his breath before striking his chest loudly with a forearm "I am no female."
Stefan Elvaris's eyes half closes as he hits his chest, gritting his teeth.
Aeris Shaldra: Oh... This is awkward. Stefan was complimenting the size of your egg-sack
Aeris Shaldra: But it must be... errr
Stefan Elvaris: What!
Aeris Shaldra grins
Mossath The Strong's nostrils flair

You bastard Aeris, god that was funny XD

On msn, Sier = Norwegian for Says

Samson sier:
yeh, i would so love to eat your Sorbé
in a totally munchy way of speaking
nothing dirty implied
..i would totally lick that bowl clean
Sarah sier:
...
Yes. Nothing dirty implied at all huh.
...
Samson sier:
those are your sarcasm dots
not mine :-O
so i meant it all in honest truth
...
damn it!
Sarah sier:
LMAO

"We are a great team.. like.. he is Mozart and I am ... .. Mozart's friend.. no, we are like Butch Cassidy.. ... ...and Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart.. you get a bullet in your head.. courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

I think I just fell in love with "The Office".

Celdea wrote:You killed my unborn child

Another one? really?

Athian wrote:Do not lie to us Pellandria

Wondering if that was a typo or not...