Orcen response to the "New Tongue"
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:32 pm
**The parchment sent to the orcs returns, tied on the leg of a one footed crow. On the backside of the parchment a text is written in strange red writing - blood perhaps?**
On the frontside Littlefoot wrote:Dear Sir,
I am writing on behalf of the "Free Scribes of Gobaith" and would like to offer our services to you and your Guild. We translate from the New tongue ((English)) to the Old tongue ((German)), or vice versa.
Did you know that a full 1/3 of inhabitants of Gobaith speak the old tongue? It would benefit you and your Guild to translate documents and important posts into the old language. Please see our Board for full details on the pricing.
I appreciate your time and look forward to hearing from you and working with you and your Guild to best serve all people of Gobaith..
~Daisy Littlefoot
~Dean of the "New Tongue"
On the backside some Orc wrote:Stoopid Littlefood!
Orcs nub need yoos help nor da help ob aneh little weaky!
Ib you tink yoo good in translating, den translate dat:
*some strange runic writings can be seen here, they rather look frightening and agressive and might make you a bit nervous. Certainly there is no kindness in these words at all.*
Da Horde,
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