A note on the wall of the smithy (bane)

[orgis]

We, the elected eejits of the town, elect Tirrend to be be a certain lizards.... Personal.... person. We do this in so much, as to protect any small pigs the trauma which one Brer suffered. May this protect any other talking pigs!!

Tirrend, good luck... also, if you're job requires a pig costume with a rear flap, don't be afraid to ask.

~~The elected!~~

[PurpleMonkeys]

*A small note is pinned to the above one*

This is an honor. For the glory of the Godpigs!

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