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We thought about sharing some meeting fun for the poor bastards amongst you all who could not make it here again, partially because coming here would involve swimming through an ocean or two.
Here's what we did with Uriah Heep's Lady in Black :

Zombies In Black

He came to me one morning
one lonely Troll's Bane morning
his black robe flowing in the hellsbriar wind.
I don't know how he pwned me
for as a fighter i was skilling
but destruction flew around me
in a fight i could not win

WAAAAAAAH, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

So i asked him say your name then
i'm just a n00b and i need something
training and skill and weapons
and some mad powergaming.
And i begged him give me forces
to trample down these roleplayers
these idiots play with fairness
so we pwn that bunch of fools

WAAAAAAAH, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

But he thought of me as cattle that
is nothing but low animals,
an easy sacrifice
and yet a useful minion.
For he's the killer of some men
who asked me to cyber then
i grabbed my pants and then i ran
and knew that lich was gay.

WAAAAAAAH, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Oh Moshran lend your axe tonight
cause cybering is just not right
i hide in dust
and i'm afraid
i hope i can escape.
They have some strength in numbers
have powergamed erection
and my behind will bleed
if i don't run quite far away

WAAAAAAAH, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

So if you join the temple, hey
remember, liches can be gay
some black robe hides a boner there
that makes yours disappear.
Sibanac makes it easier
and now i know i'm not alone
see someone walking weird
each day, they hold their butts in pain.
And if one day they come to you
run early or walk in disguise
Or wear a butt-plate
on your ass
and kick their balls for me !

WAAAAAAAH, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

...and this is what happens when you have someone singing "County Roads" (John Denver) with a guitar and you have just the right portion of insanity in your head...

Orcy Roads
Almost heaven, North Varshikar
Orcen Mountains
Orcish blood river
Winter's cold there
and we have no trees
from out of the mountains
blows a smelly breeze

Orcy Roads, take me home
to the place i was thrown
North Varshikar, Ogre-Momma
take me home, Orcy Roads

All my memories gather 'round there
Green the ladies, muddy-red the water
Darkand dusty, oomies they will die
raging axe of moshran, spear-tip in my eye

Orcy Roads, take me home
to the place i was thrown
North Varshikar, Ogre-Momma
take me home, Orcy Roads

You hear my roar In the early hour, i slay thee
the splattin' blood reminds me of a battle far away
And running down the hill i get that feelin'
that i should have slain that newbie,
yesterdaaay

Orcy Roads, take me home
to the place i was thrown
North Varshikar, Ogre-Momma
take me home, Orcy Roads
Orcy Roads, take me home
to the place i was thrown
North Varshikar, Ogre-Momma
take me home, Orcy Roads
Take me home, now, Orcy Roads !
Take me home, now, OrcyRoads !

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

#me starts a slow clap.

#me follows.

#me joins in the slow clapping too

Madness?

This is sparta.

*kicks some dudes into dark groundless holes in the tact of the clapping*

Huh...