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Religious Conflict - Orcs

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:07 pm
by Rincewind
Maybee your Orc heared about some interesting story's respecting to the orcs of Gobaith.

A big fat Orc, called Murgo, praise the god Oldra. This Orc is very agressive next to Members about Moshran's teachings (called Moshran-Stompas). They say that there would be a mass to praise Oldra at the next days in the south of Trolls Bane. All Orks are invited to hear about Oldras teachings.
"Oldra be migthy! Oldra make tha going in tha round of all thing! Youb nub stupid Orc youb praise Oldra!"
((Deatails - http://illarion.org/statistics/de_quest ... d=63344625))
(( I am planing a second part, another day. In this part everybody of you is invated to smash the flowry-orcs :wink: , but I would be glad if the mass proceed without violence.))

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:25 pm
by Rincewind
Maybee some of you are able to hear about the contents of the last mass.

OLDRA!
Who is thart Oldra you whub know?
Oldra be migty! Oldra make tha going in tha round of all thing! Youb nub stupid Ork youb praise Oldra!

OLDRA!
Whub be tha going in tha round? All Things be that! After evry Winter spring comes, and the trees make food for tha orc-food. With no going in tha round, web havnt meat to feed.

OLDRA!
What happens with tree if youb burn down? More Tree will grown. That going in tha Round!

OLDRA!
What happens with youb by death? Youb come back again and grown up! That going in tha Round!

OLDRA!
All thing going in tha round by migty Oldra! Youb nub stooped Orc, youb Praise Oldra!

OLDRA!
Oldra give tha Orks mission! Oldra speak to us Brothers and Sisters! Wehb have to look over that Going around, and smashing all things whub break that!

OLDRA!
Hurr! Web tha Smashers ob tha mighty Oldra! To keep the Going in tha Round running! And nowr!

OLDRA!
Meb, that big Murgo asking youb all! What happens with all tha Dead Mans whub running around? Whub that Moshrans Stompas? They break the Going in tha Round!

OLDRA!
We have to SMASCH! Smasch all Moshran- Prayers how support tha Running Deads!

OLDRA!
Oldra be migty! Oldra make tha going in tha round of all thing! Youb nub stupid Ork youb praise Oldra!

OLDRA!
Brothers and Sisters! Go out! Search that ol Moshram-Stompas! Find that ol Moshram-Stompas! Catch that ol Moshram-Stompas! Aaand!!

OLDRA!
BURN! Burn! that ol Moshram-Stompas!
OLDRA!
OLDRA!
OLDRA!