Rukka fur governour!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:32 pm
In lights of recent happunings Rukka decide run fur governour, because Trollsbane currently run by incompotent foolses.
Rukka recently dub criminul by racist fishie Taalis or sumting like dats, an find out.. dey can nub eben catch Rukka if walk around town.
Rukka promise all joo no more racistics, smash all dose wo say dose tings.
Rukka also propose uddar methud ob hunting criminals, opposeds to currant nub-working one.
Rukka geb elite fighturs togedur to keep watch in towns, dough keep dem on leash fur nub kill untill Rukka say kill or dey try kill uddars or make plans dat go against glory ob Trollsbane.
If possibles, Rukka make all deh criminals work fur Trollsbane, make deh city greatur wib deir own hands so dey both learn lesson, an learn appreciate work put into town.
Rukka nub care about many shiners, sure shiners nice, but Rukka instead ob put moneys in own pockut, Rukka put dem into town again, fur more shiners an more profit from dose shiners an so make Trollsbane richust town ob Gobiath.
Rukka maybe nub best writur in commons language, but Rukka nub stoopid orc, Rukka seen deh bad side, eben been it accordings to guardie Taalis, so Rukka know wub Rukka talking about.
Vote Rukka fur governour, she bring peace an ordur back to Trollsbanes deh only way dat work, deh hard way, deh orcen way, smash deh wrongdoingers.
Rukka!
Rukka recently dub criminul by racist fishie Taalis or sumting like dats, an find out.. dey can nub eben catch Rukka if walk around town.
Rukka promise all joo no more racistics, smash all dose wo say dose tings.
Rukka also propose uddar methud ob hunting criminals, opposeds to currant nub-working one.
Rukka geb elite fighturs togedur to keep watch in towns, dough keep dem on leash fur nub kill untill Rukka say kill or dey try kill uddars or make plans dat go against glory ob Trollsbane.
If possibles, Rukka make all deh criminals work fur Trollsbane, make deh city greatur wib deir own hands so dey both learn lesson, an learn appreciate work put into town.
Rukka nub care about many shiners, sure shiners nice, but Rukka instead ob put moneys in own pockut, Rukka put dem into town again, fur more shiners an more profit from dose shiners an so make Trollsbane richust town ob Gobiath.
Rukka maybe nub best writur in commons language, but Rukka nub stoopid orc, Rukka seen deh bad side, eben been it accordings to guardie Taalis, so Rukka know wub Rukka talking about.
Vote Rukka fur governour, she bring peace an ordur back to Trollsbanes deh only way dat work, deh hard way, deh orcen way, smash deh wrongdoingers.
Rukka!