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I am steeve, i am considered a heretic by my fellow humans and am hated i will follow orders without question, please, i need people who can accept who i am ((by the way sorry for the name my real user name wouldnt work))

I am looking for a slave, Steeve.
If you would enjoy to scrub my delicate elven feet, and perhaps realize errands for me when in need, you might finally have found a meaning to your life.

~ Thanrían Diorath

I am William, I am considered pedantic by most of the population of Gobaith, I'm reasonably disliked and I will continue to find great annoyance from terrible grammar. Please, I need people to start using capital letters.

~W.E~

im sorry i dont work without pay plus im sure your feet smell like orc dung

A man approaches the board, looking over the recent posts as he chuckles lightly.

Steeve, the last post does not help your situation. You need to be nicer, stop drinking, and maybe clean yourself up once and a while. If you do this, maybe I could have a job for you.

Julius Rothman
Page of Gobaith

Seems to me that you don't work at all.

~W.E~

what is this job? i am desperate for anything to give my life meaning (other than slavery)

I never said that you would get a job, nor was it guaranteed. You must read over my message once more, then you will be taking your first steps to getting this job. Aye?

Julius Rothman
Page of Gobaith

well i better start by not drinking as much, but im not being a slave

steeve,

do you speak the new language only?

tjalf, jarl of nordmark

Yes, those who lack grammar sense, intelligence and a meaning to their lives, are advised to join the Nordmark.

~ William Elderberry ~

If you're going to do a forgery at least do it correctly.

• Problems with your forgery
• I would never say "grammar sense"; the person who said this obviously, themselves, lacks "grammar sense".
• Your ~s are too far away from my name, and I haven't signed like that in a long time.

I and Caelum stay neutral in affairs, and frankly we couldn't care less how many morons join other settlements. Have a nice day.

~W.E~

Whoever did that second forgery, could at least have done it right.
Obviously fake, for I am Caelum. And I still believe folks from Nordmark are unintelligent barbarians.

~W.E~

You're really terrible at this aren't you:

I'll make you a nice correction.

Whoever wrote that second forgery could have at least done it correctly. It is evidently fake, for (This is where I got confused as to what the heck you meant; last time I checked I wasn't a chunk of land with a structure on it). Then you started a sentence with "and". Amateur. Finally; I do know quite a few Nordmarkers who I would not describe as "unintelligent", yet I would agree that a town of warriors would have less intelligence between them than a town with rather a few mages and scholars as citizens. Say what you will, and slander my name; but you shall know in your heart that you're rather pathetic for managing to do them incorrectly every time, and committing the act in the first place. Maybe next time leave your real name under the forged signature, so I can give you a further mocking.

Yours amusedly,

~W.E~

P.s. You could also do a better job of forging my handwriting. You can tell it isn't genuine rather easily.

P.p.s. If you decide to continue this, prove that you are who you are pretending to be by writing the runes I possess down. I only know one person who knows these, and I doubt he would have any reason to tell anyone about this. Then if you manage to compile an estimate list, I can then prove you wrong simply by casting.

Shouldn't it be 'Your's amusedly', and 'you're really terrible at this aren't you?'?

Tink

well, who the real elderberry is, is no question!
the forger is not able to use nearly as much words to say so little....

so, fake-berry,
those who lack grammar sense and a meaning to their lives,
tend to fake other people just for fun...and if their intelligence is low enough, they fake boring people.

steeve,
those, who understand the old language, might be invited to join the Nordmark.


an old, stupid barbarian

Skaalib Drurr wrote:Shouldn't it be 'Your's amusedly', and 'you're really terrible at this aren't you?'?

Tink

No it shouldn't. "Your's" would mean "Your is", considering the word "Yours" means genitive of you. In the same way that "Its" doesn't have an apostrophe. If you sent a letter to me signed "Your's sincerely", I'd have send back a kind correction. Therefore, I conclude that you fall under the category of 'really terrible at this'.

~W.E~

Can we please stay on topic? (or I'll shoot you)

Can we please stay by RP?
Remind this is the RPG-Board.

Arien

errr... what is a "toupick"? is it a helmet or so?

but if you know to shoot, ... just tell me, that you understand the old language, and i invite you to nordmark.

tjalf, jarl of nordmark

sorry i dont talk old language...

so you must try your luck with some new language slaver... err... master i meant!

-tjalf-