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I'm in need of a priests, for I have an urgent request. Me and my Sal Betsy are to be getting married soon. Look at how beautiful she is!




Please, post below or send a dove, and all are invited to the wedding. If any man even looks at my Betsy, I cannot say the horrors of what will happen.



~Brer Beothach~

Considering the most reknowned priest is probably Nerian, I doubt you will go without a man looking at "your sal". In the meanwhile, I doubt ANY priest would marry you to a pig. Seriously, Beothach; you need to sort your life out, because currently, you are a disgrace and a waste of air and food (or hair in your case).

~William Elderberry~

She is perfect! She is my dream! She eats the retlak jelly and rolls in the mud!

No woman can compare!


I beg a priest to aid me


~Brer Beothach~

You are a very disgusting man.

~William Elderberry~

You are just quite jealous!


~Brer Beothach~

On closer inspection, your pig is male.

~William Elderberry~

Quit your foolish tricks. You cannot tear me and Betsy apart. Our love is like the eternal flame of endless time that burns forever!



~Brer Beothach~

Until he dies or is slaughtered. His life expectancy is somewhat smaller than yours I'd assume. Then again, if you carry on annoying Silas I'd imagine yours is a lot smaller.

~William Elderberry~

Leave my wife to be of your dinner plate!

Please, priests, respond. Her life is in danger!



~Brer Beothach~

What would Irania think of this?

F

Irania hates me now, and and elf has slain Betsy! Woe is me, but I have found another.


Greta is quite the looker!


~Brer Beothach~

Is Greta a female this time?

~William Elderberry~

They are all females in the eyes of a male.


~Brer Beothach~

well, baldy,

i understand your urge.
but, don't you think you could get over the cold season with a couple of additional furs?

and, in any case you should reconsider.
have you ever looked at a nice fluffy sheep?

-think of a barbarian-

I don't know about your customs on this island, but where I come from it is considered strange for a human to marry a pig.

Moreover, upon inspection, it is infact a male pig.

Moreover, I suppose a priest of Oldra should be most comfortable, if you still wish for the marriage.

=Name Unknown=

I think you have stayed in the sun too long weird bald man


~~unsigned~~

Or...not enough.


~Brer Beothach~

Or just the right amount.....
Anon

Praise anon for his inifinite wisdom of !



~Brer Beothach~

BEO thaTCh stOopID oOMie yoo dIe SOoN

~Unsigned~

You can take a soul from a man, but you can never remove the spirit of hairlessness!
Anon

Anon anon! I beg you to meet me one day!

We must discuss many things, such as imposters of imposters.


~Brer Beothach~

AnON stOopID oOMie or possibly elfie, I'm not currently sure; I'll have to look into that; yoo dIe SOoN

~Unsigned~

Indeed Brer we must meet; and you raise an interesting point.
Am I truly anon, or do I fail to become anon by signing my notes anon, hence marking me out as the one named anon? Or indeed am I the same person as the previous two anons, or am I merely a different anon failing to be anon?
Anon (at least I think so)

No longer shall I stand in the shadows!
I come now to preach baldness to the masses, to bring joy and levity to all who would have it! Brer, I would happily marry you to your Betsy (I must comment she is a fine figure of a lady!), and please meet with me and we can discuss the intricacies of the human bowels!
Prophet Jeseppe of Kettering
(formerly anon)

I've always held interest in the bowels and how the taste with a bit of parsnip!

Yes, I shall love you meet you, but betsy has been slain. This is fine, I am on the prowl for a new love. We can still meet though!

When is best for you?

~Brer Beothach~

A young man walks up to the boards, sighs and mutters.
"Lunatics"
He then walks off, shaking his head.
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