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Hear! Hear!

Hark!
Hwaet!
Heed!
Attend!

Now we begin our masses of the Bald Ones! We join in the center of trollsbane on the 19th of Naras in the 5th hour of the 4th house near the 6th dimension where the 7th son lives on the 19 and 1 half hill in the 20th year that rotates around the 50 sibanac smoking elves who wait for the holy lizard of light.

We beg your attendance, come all those who have the shiny dome of hairlessness. Enlightenment shall be reached and preached. I've found the secret and now the 49th elf is beckoning with her plumes of smoke from the lucious lips of the 27th.

Attend if you are bald, or even if you are not. You can shave if you wish. Remember, we meet at the navel of the troll killer, we meet at the 5th hour, we meet when we meet and that is where the meeting is.

Doves to attend, or write below, or you can just decide to show. Remember, we meet for the follically challenged with the 50 elves. Let us prey!

~Brer Beothach~

((Feb 03 at 12:00 pm EST, 6:00 pm GMT *I may have mistaken these times, I was confused by the converter. I think its in GMT, if not then...its within the hour of that))

I shall bring the holy light into your hairless world.

F

A wonderful announcement. This is really going to be a great meeting of light.

~Brer Beothach~

I’m not hairless but I will totally help those elves smoke up all there sibinac if needed.

~~Zeph

"And so it shall be smoked", Aeralidon Vera'muth spoke. "Until the smoke rises our from our heads and reaches the holiests of places to the infinite heavens. There shall be a large mountain where it roams freely and all may light."

So says the book of Aeralidon


~Brer Beothach~

"Sibanac is a tool to freeing the mind," the wise one told his students early in the morning. "Hence, having a free mind, you are able to lose the bounds and restrictions of hair," he continued. "So in conclusion, sibanac is key to freeing the mind from restriction and freeing the scale from hair."

F

The Bald One reads from the Book of Anhari Herbis.


~Brer Beothach~

I will be there and put my tailoring blades to another use.
Anyone who would like to become bald headed, could ask for my help.
_________________________________
Johnny Lant
Head Master of Gobaith's Tailoring Guild

You're all insane.

~William Elderberry~

"Genius!" Insane said to genius.

"What is it, Insane?" Genius asked curiously in return.

"What is the worst part about being you?" Genius asks.

"The worst part..." Insane ponders this question, finally coming up with an answer it deems acceptable. "People always call me by the wrong name, they call me yours!"

Genius' eyes widen at this response. "That's odd, that would be my answer as well, but in this case people call me by yours!"

And so said Puff Ara'loon, a wise elf.

F

I think this proves my point.

~William Elderberry~

I wonder, can one prove his line?

~ Johnny Lant
HM o G's T G

sure, it proves your point.
but, who are you? so which is your point?if you are misstaken for him, isn't it his point, that is proved?and now to you, my friend, or friend of me, whose line do you want to be proven??

-hagar, the thinking barbarian-

Korm Kormsen wrote:sure, it proves your point.
but, who are you? so which is your point?if you are misstaken for him, isn't it his point, that is proved?and now to you, my friend, or friend of me, whose line do you want to be proven??

-hagar, the thinking barbarian-

I'm William Elderberry, my point is that you're all insane. By acting insane he proved my point. I have just proven that I have proved my point.

~William Elderberry, the replying halfelf~

I believe you have our names mixed up.

F

~A painted blue halfling, with a bald head wearing white shorts and a white hat writes~

I believe I smurf your point. Absosmurfly. I agree thet we must first smurf all the smurfs we can smurf, before we smurf all the other smurfs there by the smurf. Do you smurf my point? After all, if the 50 smurfs are smurfing their smurfs, then we should be able to smurf all of it ourselves! That makes for a smurfing nice day! I'll smurf you all there!

Smurfing Happy about this smurf!
~Baldy Smurf~

Okay, my opinion of bald people has just gone right through the floor and thanks to this board I'll probably stereotype bald people as insane for the rest of my life.

And Brer, congratulations on shaving; I hope you take the blade to your beard also.

~William Elderberry~

Your logic has no logic whatsoever

=The one with no name=

The point is proven so let us stop proving it! All interested to see more proven points shall congregrate under the circle of 50 elves, whose middle is a lizard.

The elves are as such:
Aeralidon Vera'muth
Anharis Herbis
Anhirsute Dondalis
Anfur Faul
Balaton SansVibrissa
Blazendal Fy
Bagus Ul'Dime
Canniba Malus
Chromalic Clier
Cuala E'Bal
Egalia Tete
Glabrous Galagant
Hoochala Vitus
Lokala Via
Maria Juanicala
Morphis Narcot
Pipalia Lit
Promincala Dovadale
Potalia Mandonor
Potorlo Aluri
Puff Ara'Loon
Roachala Vanaclip
Rotala Guta
Smolicus Malahi
Uldir Op'ium

Each elf has its book for every 2nd son of a second son, we are still searching for enough of the originals to piece together to others.

William, heed my word...the bald deserve the utmost respect.

~Brer Beothach~

There are only 25 elves there and none of them exist. Hence you should stop with the sibanac.

~William Elderberry~

Look below the list and you shall see, next time read while taking a puff.

They all exist, I've seen them with my eyes closed.


~Brer Beothach~

Well it was so nonsensical that I didn't even grow near to contemplating what on Gobaith you're blathering on about. Perhaps next time you shouldn't write this rubbish in the first place whilst "taking a puff". You aren't making it easy for me to give my upmost respect to bald people, Beotach.

~William Elderberry~

If you just understood you would understand, now get to that and do not respond until the next time the moon rises.


~Brer Beothach~

Maybe if you would start making sense and sort out your life you may not be quite so pitied.

~William Elderberry~

Hairlessness is next to Godliness

~Brer Beothach~

There are only 25 elves there and none of them exist. Hence you should stop with the sibanac.

~William Elderberry~

poor soul...

did you not read, that it was mentioned the second son of a second son? how can you expect a full list of 50 under these circumstances?

better: how can you expect anything?
you state those elves do not exist. their names are written down. as is your's. so if they don't exist, you don't exist as well. if you don't exist, why do you molest?
either your point is proven wrong, because the elves exist, or they don't exist, than you can't write about them, neither think about them thanks to your own nonexistence.

-the still thinking barbarian-

Bring any of those elves to me and I will agree that they exist.

~William Elderberry~

The barbarian has a good point, William. I bet he has less hair than you.


~Brer Beothach~

Bring Cherga to me and we can agree she exists?

F

Elves are in a physical form. Cherga is not.

~William Elderberry~