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Suggestions (2):

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:58 am
by AlexRose
Disclaimer: Yes this is a joke making fun of adrian.

Suggestion: Fish weapons

This suggestion was inspired by some lizardman who wanted a fish duel with me.

The suggestion is simply; more fish should be implemented and be able to use as weapons

(To answer Estralis' Inevitable comment :) : )

This will make the game more fun, since it would allow fishermen to slap each other for their "turf" in fishing.

Large orders for fish weapons would be made, for example; 100 swordfish for the Troll's Bane guards. Fishermen would be in total control of that resource. It would also allow cooks, and fish fanatics. Perhaps they would later make "Fish weapon" markets in which you swap a blowfish for a pirhanna.

Discuss ( :) )

Suggestion: (Static quest) Different types of fish.

This is a static quest which is sparked off by a GM. A GM chooses a fisherman who has an amount of skill, and gives him the ability to fish for an uber golden fish.

The gods (Tanora probably), have chosen that person and have given him divine inspiration in order to produce an uber fish. The uber fish is to be caught with a special fishing rod which the player is expected to obtain himself/herself; including perhaps some items which might be deemed dangerous, like thread, and magic wood.

The quest ends at a market, where the gods give him the power to actually sell the fish. The player will receive the fish, and a 'piece' of cheese (as an added bonus).

Since the GM has to handpick the player to give him the quest, the amount of uberfish around shall be highly limited, moreover, this could be a sort of 'reward' given by the GM on a person s/he deems worthy (for exceptional randomness for example).

Properties of an Uberfish

An uberfish will have a quality rating of 'uberfish', and will never decompose or break; even when eaten.
It will be better than a mundane fish of that type
It serves as a mark of status to whoever eats it
It serves as a mark of status to whoever created it, "I am UBERFISH, creater of STUFF"
It doesn't have a normal description, "You see salmon", but rather a name.. "You see (uberfish) Swordfish"
There can be good uberfish, and evil uberfish
They can only be destroyed by a loooong quest (Or alternatively eaten)

Types of uberfish

Swordfish: Best slashing weapon in game
Blowfish: Best puncture weapon in game (Poison)
Electric eel: Best magic wand in game
Pirhanna: Best ranged weapon in game
Haddock: Best concussion weapon in game
Cod: Best wrestling weapon in game
Shark: Gives best parry in game (Shark eats player in retaliation, who is perma killed)
Dogfish: Best dodge weapon in game (You can ride it out of the way... or something)

Discuss ( :) )

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:13 am
by Keikan Hiru
Not funny.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:21 pm
by Skaalib Drurr
Don't you have anything better to do?

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:39 pm
by Llama
*Critically Whacks Alex with an uberfish in the head*

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:57 pm
by Hu'greu
I acually thought he was serious until I read keikan post.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:10 pm
by Theon
What a waste of time. :?

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:11 pm
by Avalyon el'Hattarr
Hu'greu wrote:I acually thought he was serious until I read keikan post.
Me too :roll:

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:35 pm
by Llama
:O :O :O :O :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

1) Come on, it sounds STUPID

2) Didn;'t you bother reading this?

Image :P

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:46 pm
by Keikan Hiru
Thinking this is real proves two points:

1st
You actualy expect the poster to come up with a 'proposal' like this.

2nd
You are very gullible.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:48 pm
by Hu'greu
well its not two in this case.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:42 pm
by AlexRose
Skaalib Drurr wrote:Don't you have anything better to do?
Let's see I was hyper on mars bar, there was 10 minutes till the bell went and, no, I had nothing better to do; it was a bit of fun and it made myself and my friends laugh.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:51 pm
by Skaalib Drurr
You had to go to school :shock: We had an inset day today. And friends :!: You have friends :shock:
Incase you get in a piss this is a joke

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:59 pm
by AlexRose
I realise

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:21 pm
by Hu'greu
why the hell do you write so small font. I cant read that small shit

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:28 pm
by Llama
Thats the point

Tips:

1) Copy paste it into the adress bar

2) Copy paste it into anywhere

3) Use the QUOTE function :P

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:48 pm
by AlexRose
1. Highlight words.
2. Click and drag into address box or msn convo speech typing box thing.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:17 pm
by Misjbar
Hold ctrl and scroll your mousewheel. That works for me in Firefox ;)

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:18 pm
by Japheth
Isn't a joke topic more suitable for the off-topic board? You do realise that in future, the staff are less likely (than they already were) to read anything of worth that you might just happen to contribute?

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:22 pm
by Llama
Misjbar wrote:Hold ctrl and scroll your mousewheel. That works for me in Firefox ;)
*slaps himself* wow... cool, i love.. thanks misjy ^^