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The note is written in a barely readably calligraphy, and contains many spelling mistakes.

Greetings sitizenz of Trols Bayn!

Meh just wanted to warn you all, that your bluddy majeestrayte Fooseh is nething but a pawer hungry snakey dwarf hater snake! A snake I tell you!

Too days ago, wen I first entered your peessful tawn, all meh wanted was to taste your ales! But I had mehself no coin. An orc came by and gave me enuff cuper coins to buy mehself beer for the entayre week! A hole week I tell you! And all he asked was for meh ter get 'im Grant and Fooseh up teh roof. 'ow the bloody ell would I know he wanted ter attack em?! I couldn't aid em anyhow! What was I supposed ter do? e's ten times meh size. I gave all his damned copper back and ran! I ran I tell yeh!

And when yer damned majeestrate met with meh and meh brethren dwarf, e didn't listen! NAY! e got his lapdog Stephen ter lay a blade under meh brethren's throat and threaten meh to kill him if I didn't get ter jail. So I did! But teh damned snake didn't listen ter me! e just throwed me in!

And today.. I met with him and askd fer an apologee! But e didn't answer! e just kept walkn and runing away! e ran I tell you! e didn't even listen! I throwed a beer mug ter attract his attention and e wanted ter throw me to jail again!! Then e threatnd to cut me in half! e wanted ter cut me in half!! I shoved another beer mug in his face ter confuse him not ter kill meh.. and e still wouldn't listen!

I don't no why teh bloody ell yeh hav him set as majeestrate, but you better find someone not so greedy fer power I tell yeh!

. Thalim Ragnar

I am sorry for your predicament and will do what I can to help. Feel free to contact me by dove.

~Jason Tanner
[Dwa]Curnt Gest o Turert[Dwa]

the note is written well on a purely white sheet of paper. Below the signature is some horribly written dwarven words. If you can read dwarven, it will be very hard to understand it, if you can't read dwarven, it looks like a bunch of random symbols.

Meh just learnt e has the governor locked in his bluddy prison too!
I bet you all e wants is to be the only man with power on the isle!

. Thalim Ragnar

When difficult problems are set for anyone, only difficult solutions are given and they are never flattering. That is why many people dislike leaders and only few can understand that always a leader does only what is best for his people, regardless wether or not his people know it.

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Why don't e bluddy apologize and make peace then?! e know e was wrong!

. Thalim Ragnar

This dwarf is making a fuss about one, yes one, day in jail, if that. He took money from Ku and lead me directly to the second floor of a gate, where Ku tried to kill me and Grant. Then the dwarf aimed blows at me when I went after him. He escaped arrest, and insults people in town. One days sounds pretty good for that. I refused to apologize, so he tries to make a public deal out of this. Public opinion does not effect my job, or the law, dwarf. You threw beer mugs at me, and chased me all day, and yet I did nothing, and you have the nerve to say I hate dwarves and am power hungry?

Multiple people have examined Brer, and said he is slightly off, just as I have. He is recovering on the first floor of our prison as we speak, so watch your assumptions.

F

Aye! I throwed beer mugs at you when you said yeh wanted to cut me in half! In half I tell you!
You wudnt even listen to me when I tried to talk! Yeh just kept walking! 'ow the bloody ell would I no Ku wanted to kill you and Grant?! Why the bloody ell did you attack ME?! Did I attack you when Ku was assoltn you?! Nay!
But yeh didn't wait a second an think! You just attacked me! And I aimed meh fists on you, course! I didn't want to die!
Bloody snake!

. Thalim Ragnar

Today, Booseh threatnd to cut my face off! Why? Fer no bloody reason! No bloody reason I tell you! Then, when everyone was chasing an orc called Ku'lurk or something like that out of town, they all began atakng him, and I saw him atak a fellow dwarf so I atakd the orc too! But this bloody snake of a magistrate you citizens have just came out of the gate and started atakng me! Why? No bloody reason! No bloody reason I tell you!

You beter do something about yer bloody magistrate, e's really starving fer power!

. Thalim Ragnar