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Sometimes when im by myself in my cave cookin or just pickin my teeth with a bone i hear it.
It, or they call to me, tell me to line the walls red, or to hang a human by his entrails upside down in my cave, to watch them and hear them scream and their juices of life leak out into this dank place i call home. Oh yes, all these mighty warriors ive read and seen are good, very good to help me cook or be cooked. mwhaha..oh yes, i grow to old and tired to continuemuch more.

*Throwing a skull into a corner of his cave he walks out laughing at what the voices are repeating to him.*

What on earth are you talking about?

He is hearing voices? uhh?

*laughing he begins to explian himself more clearly:*

You dont understand these things i speak of, so i shall say them in "lamens terms"

I've come back to eat, feast and be well,

And note this my dear associate, When I am hungry i will give warning, then i will eat.

if your blade stops me then i shall continue only in a different direction.

You can never beat "us". only slow "us" down..

mwhahahaa