Fluffy Sheep Tavern- The Love of Wine and Poetry.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:09 am
It is a common night at the Fluffy Sheep Tavern in Trollsbane. Many townfolk and outsiders from different walks of life coming and going. Everyone sitting around enjoying a little wine and some conversation in their off hours.
Mah'dee Daye is there, of course, always looking for a crowd. On his feet he is, walking the room, greeting the people, having a good time.
Oh and what a night it is. A crisp clear sky filled with millions and millions of stars. But with the roof and of course the alcohol not many are likely to notice. Some, I am sure, would see nothing but a blur of lights and colors...perhaps even sounds inaudible to anyone with less than 6 goblets of elvish wine under their belt.
But the atmosphere is great, filled with life as giddy drunkeness floats through the air. Mah'dee seems to just be soaking it in.
He walks gracefully attempting to draw the attention of the entire room to himself. He speaks with the confidence of a thousand year old elf or a dwarven fighter on the battlefield. Ah, yes, just enough to spark the imagination and captivate the crowd with his character.
He tries to talk a little with everyone. Gauging the room for his impromptu performance. And when the timing is right...
*BAM*
There goes a chair to the floor with a crash bringing the entire room to a standstill. Even a pindrop would be drowned out by the sound of silence in the room.
Mah'dee waits just the right amount of time, playing dumbfounded, and then rises to the top of one of the bar room tables. There standing on the table he announces:
"I apologize, my friends, for this silly disturbance. But let me take advantage of this moment to share with you my heart."
He says with an expression of seriousness and compassion.
"I have been in and around this town for many years now. And it has been a pleasure to live and share with you these walls. And how great it is! Your men are mighty and your beautiful women number larger than the sands of the sea that surrounds us!"
He circles around with his arms out symbolically pointing out the waters that surround the island.
"You have given so much! So, my friends, allow me, your humble servant, to entertain you tonight with a poem."
He remains silent for a moment allowing the the pause to enhance the drama of the moment.
"Tonight I will perform for you the old orcish battle chant, 'Joor Blood'"
Again another pause before the reciting of the poem. He takes a deep breath preparing to reflect all the tones necessary to give the poem it's power. With his fist up in the air hitting the sky like a drum he starts..
"Meh and joo orc and joo and joo orc orc
We go together to the dwums of warfare
Go! *scream* Go! *scream*
Crush! *laugh* *laugh*
Our blood is on joor hand!"
His tones take on that of a real orc allowing for the emotion to fully be felt. The words fill the room with excitement, passion, and fear.
It may be joors for now. *snort* *grunt*
But all joor lands are belong to us!
Do cower! Do shiver!
Fear is what joo breathe now. *cackle*
The laugh cuts through the air like a dagger thrown by a skilled hand and then resides into silence before he continues.
So meh and joo orc and joo and joo orc orc
Bang da hands together an' breaks der necks
Joo be mangled by our stare
Fear us! *howl* Fear meh! *scream*
He of course saved the most ferocious and bloodcurdling scream for last.
Joor blood is on our hands!
He finishes still with the look of anger and boldness in his eyes. He then allows the emotion to drain out of him and regains again his composure as the smiling charismatic bard he is.
He circles again where he stands giving the audience a good look at himself and then takes a bow anxiously awaiting the response of the crowd.
Mah'dee Daye is there, of course, always looking for a crowd. On his feet he is, walking the room, greeting the people, having a good time.
Oh and what a night it is. A crisp clear sky filled with millions and millions of stars. But with the roof and of course the alcohol not many are likely to notice. Some, I am sure, would see nothing but a blur of lights and colors...perhaps even sounds inaudible to anyone with less than 6 goblets of elvish wine under their belt.
But the atmosphere is great, filled with life as giddy drunkeness floats through the air. Mah'dee seems to just be soaking it in.
He walks gracefully attempting to draw the attention of the entire room to himself. He speaks with the confidence of a thousand year old elf or a dwarven fighter on the battlefield. Ah, yes, just enough to spark the imagination and captivate the crowd with his character.
He tries to talk a little with everyone. Gauging the room for his impromptu performance. And when the timing is right...
*BAM*
There goes a chair to the floor with a crash bringing the entire room to a standstill. Even a pindrop would be drowned out by the sound of silence in the room.
Mah'dee waits just the right amount of time, playing dumbfounded, and then rises to the top of one of the bar room tables. There standing on the table he announces:
"I apologize, my friends, for this silly disturbance. But let me take advantage of this moment to share with you my heart."
He says with an expression of seriousness and compassion.
"I have been in and around this town for many years now. And it has been a pleasure to live and share with you these walls. And how great it is! Your men are mighty and your beautiful women number larger than the sands of the sea that surrounds us!"
He circles around with his arms out symbolically pointing out the waters that surround the island.
"You have given so much! So, my friends, allow me, your humble servant, to entertain you tonight with a poem."
He remains silent for a moment allowing the the pause to enhance the drama of the moment.
"Tonight I will perform for you the old orcish battle chant, 'Joor Blood'"
Again another pause before the reciting of the poem. He takes a deep breath preparing to reflect all the tones necessary to give the poem it's power. With his fist up in the air hitting the sky like a drum he starts..
"Meh and joo orc and joo and joo orc orc
We go together to the dwums of warfare
Go! *scream* Go! *scream*
Crush! *laugh* *laugh*
Our blood is on joor hand!"
His tones take on that of a real orc allowing for the emotion to fully be felt. The words fill the room with excitement, passion, and fear.
It may be joors for now. *snort* *grunt*
But all joor lands are belong to us!
Do cower! Do shiver!
Fear is what joo breathe now. *cackle*
The laugh cuts through the air like a dagger thrown by a skilled hand and then resides into silence before he continues.
So meh and joo orc and joo and joo orc orc
Bang da hands together an' breaks der necks
Joo be mangled by our stare
Fear us! *howl* Fear meh! *scream*
He of course saved the most ferocious and bloodcurdling scream for last.
Joor blood is on our hands!
He finishes still with the look of anger and boldness in his eyes. He then allows the emotion to drain out of him and regains again his composure as the smiling charismatic bard he is.
He circles again where he stands giving the audience a good look at himself and then takes a bow anxiously awaiting the response of the crowd.