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The Town Guard of Trollsbane as well as the Knights have failed to be there yet again, Myself and another man defended the town against Karguk. He went on another senseless rampage, now I suggest you all get your shit together.

~Dzok Riddle

I suggest you hold your tongue. I was off seeing my love off. She is heading back to the monestary. Consider yourself lucky i can not cut you in half the first time i see you you idiot. The guards do have lives also. Take up arms if you think we fail. I will show you how we defend the town.

Taylor Windslasher
Regular of the Guard

Yubba, it was fun but i would like to see more ob a challege next time which is soon. May bring oders!Yubba.

Karguk Inkathurg

You scare me, honestly Taylor. Don't get mad just because you were given some 'constructive' criticism.

He laughs and signs his name,
~Dzok Riddle

Taylor is a guud warrior and i respect dat, joo someone dat i cen beat in meh sleep so stop dat. If he der i usually won't attack if meh nub hab guud stuff but when pushovers lik joo are der i attack.
Der is some 'constructive' criticism.

Karguk

Indeed. Sad to see you have no balls, otherwise you'd attack regardless.

~Dzok Riddle

Nat wit weak suppiles when Taylor got da knighthood gibin him guud stuff and a job. Dis is meh job and i hab tuh mak it easier by attackin da town at the weakest times. Also der was some guud warriors der eben Stephen, Arameh. Ask dem i hav attacked so many times when dey der.

Karguk

So many, by that you mean.. Once?

`Dzok Riddle

Nub lik 80 times. Damn young boy i hab survived mor fights den joo hab seen suh shut it.

Karguk

By fleeing I presume.

~Dzok Riddle

Mostly but i am nat Alkuurg fer gods sakes. But dat only cause da hab a whole town against a couple orcs or whub not.

Karguk

Then stop attacking it and performing ill-minded tasks.

~Dzok Riddle

Dey nat ill minded, i git money, experience, and enjoyment. Best job i hab eber had. Watch out.

Karguk

No, you get hated, after the town becomes sick of you, you're as good as dead.

~Dzok Riddle

I already am hated, so nub matter. Just train.

Karguk

You will see soon enough..

~Dzok Riddle

Yubba meh will git friend duh and train dem. Meh makin a new Knighthood dat is bad. Black Knights or sumthing.

Karguk

Dzok,

I believe you are very misinformed in this situation. Our governor, Stephen Rothman, has sold most of the share of the towns defense to the undead.

F

Please ban Karguk. He stupied Jub.

Gra

Do not relate this Orcs to the temple.

Retlak