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Meh wake up dis mornig wit da cell door open alright? So anyways i want outside and was going to get as far away from town as possiable. I heard some screams from Trolls Bane and stopped and thought. So i went back and killed two orges and a skeleton. Then i went inside and helped Lady Meryadeles kill a skeleton.
And after dat everyone in da town told meh tuh leb after i helped them fight undeads and orges. I want a appology like Stephen makes me gib Lady Meryadeles all ob da time!

Karguk Inkathurg

Meh is goin to use dis part of da wall tuh write down everythin dat i hab don dat people say is bad when it really got something behind it.
A couple of weeks ago Retlak was killed. If Arameh was smashed right now, would Trolls Bane beh mad? Yubba. Anyways since dat we guh and attack. Gort plainly offers a fair fight. Shand gits mad and shoots arrows at meh and Gra'ble. Den Brendill attacks us to. It was as des.

Siltaris
Taylor
Brendill
Shand

Against

Gort
Karguk
Gra'ble

Joo think dat fair odds?Nub nat think so! Gort eben offer fair fight!Den she back down like coward and meh attack so big fight start. Meh telly away and take off my armor and come back and Taylor is der with sword raised. I was said meh hab no armor on or weapon. So he attacked anyways! And den he took my armor! Joo thief! Meh kill but nib rob a man blind.
What meh tryin tuh say is dat all da guards, knights, citizens, pesents, warriors, and gobenros of the isle know dat orc strongest race and dat day can't beat us one on one.
Take it from my mentor Zathe Luke. He quit cause Stephen use pages and squires ( recruits to). As shields against orcs because he can't take us. Zathe say dat Stephen said that orc was strongest raace anyways.
Meh Mad!

The long note is signed in blood

Karguk Inkathurg

did yoo say you didnt wear armor? but taylor still takes it?

I hab been hit lots of times with arrows and a axe so meh take da armor off and den tell him meh not wen tuh fight.

Karguk Inkathurg

My armor and axe was taken from me by Gort and Gra'able. I was simply taking what was due. You still owe me an axe and a Helmet.

And to Gort, By breaking out, you forfiet your right to recieving your armor, It is now assimilated into the guard's armory, as was Karguks armor.

Taylor Windslasher ~
Recruit of the Town Guard

Arr... *grumbles*

Karguk ther' ar' two things ye ha' ta know...

First: Brendill is dead I hav' killed him!

Second: I hav' never swing my sword against one o' ye, it was unsheated bu' I only was watchin'! An' be sure if ye try ta touche me ye hav' tha whole clan o' tha axe aginst ye. So better be carfull!

signed: Glóin

Furst Taylor meh took urr axe cause B tween urr body an Gras I nub whur who stuff wus. Secund Glion right he nub did touch any ob us an i hopes joo nub will go an try tu smash hims cause he will smahs joo an i nub will stop cause joo wld be being bumb.

surry bout that Gloin.


Gort

Dis is about the fight today at da east gate.

Meh walk out der and see Krenlar, Gort, and Gra'ble. So meh lik okay i will guh stand by and talk. So der was a guud duel right infront of them so i guh ofer and stand. Samantha is running her mouth lik a female dog lik she always does. So den she raises her hand when ur back is turned and fires fireballs at us! Our back's were turned!
First joo use unfair odds den yoo attack lik a pussy! Joo call dem heros?! Yoo call ten body guards and attacking some one behind der backs a archmage?!How rude and uncude dat was! She should beh frowned upon fer doin dat! Eben us nat attack frum behind. We attack frum fight and a fair fight.
Den da steal all our things again! First dey use unfair odds and steal things, den dey use back attacks when fireballs and den steal all things. What next time?Going to rape and den steal things?! Den we com back and den dey tell all ob us tuh leb. If i was to attack someone wit der back turn unfairly outside or eben ner town meh would beh banned!
Another thing! Krenlar not eben duh anythin! He just stand der and she attacked him! Dat unfair!
Some of da reasons we are mad.
When meh was still wit da guard. I remember Samantha always hounded Stephen an any oder leader ob da isle dat we need tuh beh stop and all put in jail because we made a orc horde! Whub up wit dat! Anyways meh mad and always beh dat way!

Karguk Inkathurg

O Wise and just Lady Meryadeles, let's add honesty to your list of virtues:

You attacked him because he's not your clone, your little follower-friend.

You just can't stand someone who doesn't want to grovel at your feet.

Ever thought of sleeping with the Governor?

Oh! Dat deep! Anyways Samantha. Joo didn't attack fairly though. Gibbing no warning and attacking frum behind.

Karguk Inkathurg

Befor you wrote of fairness Karguk, that is laughable comming from your lips. A fair fight? Ha do not make me laugh. You and your freinds have surrounded, beaten and killed many to whom you outnumbered. Befor you go and question fairness know this, that you give none so we shall show none. You are a fool, you actually believe that fairness has anyting to do with open battle? Obviously you are not as experienced as you boast yourself to be.


Revlen,
captain of the guard

meh been tinkin'. If she wunts kill us for being worshiper of Bjolmur, why don't we kill her and her magicians for being witches?!

A cloaked figure walks up to the board, it seems very thin, as the cloak wraps around it, reaching out a thin hand, he begins to write

Brothers, there is no point in argueing. Let them think and say all they want, they will soon shutup.

The message is left unsigned

*sighs and laughs as he reads the note*




orcs preaching about unfairness what is gobiath comming to and i am sure Lady Samantha Meryadeles had good reason to attack you and i am sure the guards have had the right to attack you and your *clan* they would not do it for fun because i am sure they are getting sick off having to keep you from attacking another honest person.




~~peter kelly~~

You should not hold prejudice against us mages.

One day you may find they are there to support you in battle.


The letter is signed with a print of a flaming obsidian skull