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I, Sir crystal will look after your young’ns for free. Think about it, All that spears time. You can get more work done and have more money. Even spend more time with your loved ones.

#me smiles..

and when sir crystal is busy i will watch ye children..

they will be well fed
taken clean showers and baths
read good cannibal stories
and be in bed by the time your home..


but oh yes

if they happen to "perish"

NO REFUNDS!

Sir Crystal prepers for his new job:-

First. Sharpens the knifes and puts them in a Dangerous.
next, removes the fire gaurd from the fire place.
and lastly. Places all the toxins he can find in feeding bottles

while Andrew is....

Boiling a fresh brew of elfs blood,
Measuring the pots to see if a baby’s head will fit in them
and Salivating madly

Yuck.

Now, that's what i call a "bad taste". Oh well, and i guess, children are nothing but all skin and bones, so stop THAT idea.

#me walks away with a greenish color around his nose

hmmm
#me measures the pots to see if ands head will fit into them




i am not usually a cannibal but maybe i should teach him the hard way!

Ich glaube ich wurde eher sterben als mein Kind diesen beiden liebreizenden Kindergärtner zu überlasse.

I would prefer to die instead of giving my child to theses men....


Beste Grüße

Aragonius
- Druide -