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To Gaurds
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:18 am
by Turonga Mudwater
Stephun, ur gaurd hus tryd tu ban Turonga fuur nuthun an Turonga b mad. Me tirud of gaurds treetun orcs be scuum! Stehpun neeed b rumoved frum gaurds. He se long ear atak me, but try ban me. he dus not ban long ear fur atakin in toun. stephun b unfar and orc hatin.
Turonga Mudwater
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:21 am
by Karguk Inkathurg
Well look in the mirror for a mintute and watch how you act around the people of the town ( No offense). We only ban you if you do something wrong. Now tell us what what you did before you just say ban me for something dat i didn't do.
Karguk Inkathurg
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:24 am
by Retlak
Stephen is racist fool, soon we be sending him back tuh the dead where he came froms so nub need be worrying bout him much longer.
Retlak
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:30 am
by Gort Greegog
How come it seem ebery orc now that nub oomie lovin, hates Stephen? Maybe cause he racist ginst reel orcs.
Crunk
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:32 am
by Karguk Inkathurg
*Winks*
I not really oomie loving i just not a killer.
Karguk Inkathurg
Recruit of the Town Guard
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:46 am
by Poots
Lady orc, the reason he attacked you, was because you spit on him. I'm sure if I were to spit on any orc at all, I would be heading to the cross soon. and he only gave you a smack, you killed him. you also wern't even banned. stop complaining.
~Allen~
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:02 am
by Arameh
You wanted to get banned Turonga, he told you he gave you as chance, but you just done like you wanted to get banned.
_____________________________
Fourth Knight Arameh of Kallahorn
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:05 am
by Gort Greegog
She makin fun ob joo, dumb oomie.
Crunk
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:10 am
by Ereaes
This has nothing to do with racism. But nice addition Gort.
Revlen,
Captain of the guard
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:11 am
by Fooser
There are plenty of orcs I can name that I am fine with, and for Stephen and the guards as well. None of them have walked into town and killed, assaulted, harassed everyone in their sight, and freed criminals from prison. Interesting, yes?
F
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:27 am
by Turonga Mudwater
thiss not ubut racisum ur nun of thut. Gaurds hate orcs, thut fakt. Thus ubut stephun. Stephun nut fair an nut neeed be gaurd.
an yo armuh neeed put ur pen doun bcause u wus nut thur. an allen need nut write nothun. Long ear want swing swurds wit turonga, thun so b ut, Turonga wil swing swurds. But long ear nut punushed when Turonga be baned! Long Ear sturt fight, long ear be baned. But nuh, long ear nut baned.
Turonga
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:31 am
by Fooser
What led to you being banned, Turonga?
F
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:50 am
by Garett Gwenour
The elven man Qill who is constantly lost, (at his best times), hit Turonga once; he did this because Turonga had insulted him as she does to everyone and spit upon him. I was going to reprimand him for it as he ran away from Turonga and did apologize for it. Turonga however pursued the elven man and cut him in half unmercifully.
Thus she was banned. Qill however being the true gentleman he is did not want her banned because he felt he had been in the wrong. And thus Turonga was not banned.
Stephen Rothman
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:02 pm
by Retlak
I dont bans yoo when you chase meh for ages tryin to kill meh unmercifully does i? dis is just down to stupidity, nub thinking befor yoo say stuff.
Retlak
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:53 pm
by Ereaes
Retlak, your one to speak of intellegence, you were with a band of raiders and crimials and were jailed. You escaped and when we chase you down we , at least I always give you a chance to turn yourself in peacefully. So dont go about spatting false trueths and hope that some might listen, your moaning and complaining fall apon deaf ears. As for Turonga, humans are not all racist against orcs, that is just a convenient excuse for you, and speaking of racism, how many times have orcs walked into town spouting things such as "Stupid oomie" "Dumb OOmie" and more? Excately my point. Hardly ever do you see a human walk up to an orc (as orcs do to humans all the time ) and say "stupid orc". Again if you doubt this logic come within town borders, and simply watch as orcs continually assult humans in both word and deed, and watch the human reaction. Turonga, Stephan is not in the guard, Stephan is Govener of the town, but is no guard. Ret speaks of lads needing to think befor they speak, and so i am saying the same thing.
Revlen,
Captain of the guard.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:53 am
by Siegfried Schtauffen
Karguk Inkathurg wrote:*Winks*
I not really oomie loving i just not a killer.
Karguk Inkathurg
Recruit of the Town Guard
I don't believe you are a recruit just yet?
Signed,
Lance Dragonwill
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:23 am
by Ereaes
Karguk is of the guard, he is a recruit as much as you are Dragonwill.
Revlen,
captain of the guard
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:22 pm
by Siegfried Schtauffen
Ereaes wrote:Karguk is of the guard, he is a recruit as much as you are Dragonwill.
Revlen,
captain of the guard
I am sorry sir, according to the parchment before it looked to say that I was the only recruit, I did not realize you had updated it. Forgive me of my actions.
Signed,
Lance Dragonwill
Respectful of the Town of Troll's Bane.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:32 am
by Crothu Inkathurg
Turonga Mudwater wrote:thiss not ubut racisum ur nun of thut. Gaurds hate orcs, thut fakt. Thus ubut stephun. Stephun nut fair an nut neeed be gaurd.
an yo armuh neeed put ur pen doun bcause u wus nut thur. an allen need nut write nothun. Long ear want swing swurds wit turonga, thun so b ut, Turonga wil swing swurds. But long ear nut punushed when Turonga be baned! Long Ear sturt fight, long ear be baned. But nuh, long ear nut baned.
Turonga
Dis is true Turonga. Guards hat us. Bad enough that me fodder is of da guards.
Crothu Inkathurg
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:58 pm
by GorgeBloodstench
THeir doom be comings, Turonga, nub worry about dat. Dey will pay dearly fer da orcs dey have wronged!
War is Good,
GORGE
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:34 pm
by Ereaes
We have wronged no orcs, we have banned and imprisoned those that have murdered innocents and other such acts. We would have done persicley the same thing had they been human or dwarf or elf. And Gorge, if you wish to make war apon the town, then call together what ever force you can muster and try, because in the end the results of battle your force will be destroyed and i will personally see to it that your head no longer resides on your shoulders.
Revlen,
captain of the guard
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:53 pm
by Retlak
A man walks up to the board and writes something small down
The Orc Retlak says: The town forces have not yet matched the orcs.